The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Rainboq]

Subjects, wadda ya think of my new avy?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Comes out of emo corner*
It's... meh subject Catgirl.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pokes subject Fury* Stay out of there. *Smirks*

I like it, subject Rain.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Drops an anvil on Subject Fury's head*
GET OUT MY CORNER! YOUR CORNER IS OVER THERE!
*Points to Subject Fury's corner*

Nice, Subject Rain!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects! I return!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Picks anvil off of diamond plated skull
GASP!
*Stares at epic corner.*
HOLY CRAP! MY CORNER HAS A COUCH, A 48" PLASMA SCREEN, CARPETING, FINE PAINTS ON THE WALLS, AND EVERY GAMING CONSLE IMAGINABLE! WOOHOO!
*Jumps on couch and starts play CoD: MW2*
Anyone wanna play split screen with me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey subject Smag. *Waves*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hiya, Subject Smag.

Subject Fury, that's not your corner. That the playroom THAT'S *Points to corner in the bathroom* your corner.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hi subject Vaudess!
*Glomp*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Awww....
You're no fun subject Waffles...
*Sits in bathtub*
Wait... I think i've seen this before... oh shit.
*Giant, metal spike gets rammed into forehead.*

 

[Rainboq]

Subjects, this place goes from zero to twenty posts in less then ten minutes!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Blinks* Is that my torture tub, subject Fury?!

You alright, subject Smag? *smiles*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Comes back as a ghost*
Oh my god, in my corner swapping, I forgot to say hi to the subjects. Hi subject Vaudes, Hi subject Catgirl, Hi subject Waffles, Hi subject Smagmuck.
And I don't know subject Vaudess.
*Face becomes a demon's face that could make anyone shit their pants.*
Now who rammed the spike into my head?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry, Subject Fury! I meant over there! *Points to corner*

That's the magic, Subject Rain!

Torture tub, Subject Vaude? Why am I not surprised?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaudess, just in a good mood!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Possesses subject Waffles.*
Too late subject Waffles...
*Forces subject Waffles to punch himself in the face while filling his mind with horrifying images.*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, I'm sorry, subject Fury! It's an automated spike! *Kicks tub* I'll go get you resurrected, okay?

Hm, subject Waffles?

Heh, you and I both, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Why is subject Vaudess also in a good mood?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Dispels Subject Fury's spirit*

....Never mind, Subject Vaude.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ok subject Vaudess, thank you.
*Re-possesses subject Waffles.*
*Forces subject Waffles to skin his arms and legs.*