Should be about ready now, subject Fury. Just float through that barrier and you'll be resurrected. *Points*
Haven't decided properly yet, subject Smag. Parents think it'd be a good idea for me to go away for a while so I've just been browsing around. If I don't go stateside, I'm going to Shanghai and Thailand with my dad.
I C, subject Sas! X3 *Tickles*
Still, much more badass then the English versions, subject Max.
Oh yeah subject Waffles?
*Flies through portal and comes out tanned brown with ripplin muscles, miovie star face and awesome figure*
Hmmm? I'm sorry subject Waffles, you'll have to speak louder, even my ears have huge muscles and they sometimes block my hearin.
Subject Vaudess should visit Maxs', Sodas' and my little corner of burning hell if you can!
And by "Burning Hell" I mean by Yuma Arizona and Chula Vista California. XD
I believe they held cake sales every now and then, subject Max.
Heh, I'll keep that in mind, subject Smag! Still need to think about expenses and that, seeing as I haven't been working. Might not even head out at all if it's too much hassle. Not to mention my parents tend to change their minds at random. >.>
Sassafrass Presents a PSA: The Do?s and Don?ts To Site Quitting
This entire thread is meant in a loving, sorta ?I?m gonna poke fun at those that have rage quitted the site as they are no longer here and cannot hurt me.? It?s basically a little jab at the new thing that has sprung up that is people rage-quitting the site. You should not take this seriously, as I?m just A) Very bored and B) Have no creative outlets going apart from threads like this.
Hello and welcome to the Sassafrass Guide To Quitting a Site. It has come to my attention that more and more users are deciding to leave the site in recent weeks so I thought I would create this guide to help those who have seen the red mist and want to leave in the best way possible.
Now, forwards into the pages of Escapia historia! Or something.
[HEADING=2]The 4 Don?ts to a Succesful Quit[/HEADING]
Number 1: Make sure you leave in a memorable way as possible!
Now, if you are going to rage-quit, you?ve gotta get noticed, right?
Well, what better way then to make an angry thread about something? Then the entire site will get wind of you and your reasons that you are rage-quitting! Perfect! That way you can get seen by everyone and let people you don?t know you are leaving. HUZZAH! Aaaaaaaand also draw attention to yourself, making your fine self look like a ego driven fool.
Your leaving experience may vary.
Granted, not sure ol? Maxibon intended to get banned, who knows apart from himself but not many people haven?t forgotten that explosion of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Where was I? Oh yeah.
Number 2: Insult users or staff on your way out
Tying into Rule 1 in a way, if you must rage quit, make sure you drop a few swears into a mini rant on why you?re leaving. Insulting the people who run the site never hurts your cause, right? You need to let people understand your RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! GAH, I?M ANGRY AT U 4 POSTING THIS, BLARGHLESNORKLE DEATH! Why yes, I did just have a RAGE-GASM!
Example of when RAAAAAAAGE just takes over.
Also, make sure to call the community ?dumb? and ?obtuse?, that?ll get you extra brownie points. Or internets. Or whatever you crazy kids are doing now. You and your crazy e-drugs.
Number 3: Over-use swears
Now, we all know Yahtzee/Dr. Cox[footnote]Delete where appropriate[/footnote] can make rants seem godly their way with words, massive egos and even bigger *Ahem* Over use of swears or misuse of swears is a no-no! A few here and there are fine but when you start swearing like a drunk guy trying to open a door with his finger while being harassed by other drunks wondering why I?ve continued this analogy past the drunk guy and door thing, it will make your rage irrelevant.
Not sure what point this has but the guy is clearly drunk. Look! He?s having a barbeque. AT NIGHT!!!
Number 4: Be a G.A.B.P.I.T.A.W.M.W. number 2 "D."
Now what does a G.A.B.P.I.T.A.W.M.W. number 2 "D." mean, I hear you shout? Well, to those not clued up on Scrubs references, it means: ?Giant Annoying Bangsy Pain In The Ass Who Makes me Want to Die.? By this I mean, don?t be a Giant Annoying Bangsy Pain In The Ass Who Makes me Want to Die. Simple, really. Just make your goodbyes and skip away. Skip away, skip away, skip away, skip, skip, skip to my lou, whoo hoo!
[img width=400 length 243]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EKP11mOJRWA/SGOXyGfRe_I/AAAAAAAAACc/ntiyV7YnUI8/s400/scrubs_jd_perry.jpg[/img] What in the name of Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret were you thinking? Rage quitting? Bad Newbie, BAD!
So, to sum up the 4 Don?ts of Quitting a site.
1. Don?t leave in a public way I.e Don?t make threads announcing your departure.
2. Don?t insult/flame staff or over users. You have a problem with them, take it up through the official means.
3. Keep swears to a minimum, it will reflect better on you if you don?t.
4. Don?t be a G.A.B.P.I.T.A.W.M.W. number 2 "D?
And now.
[footnote]Why yes, I did pick those songs for a reason. [/footnote]
Now that we are hopefully refreshed by that, lets move on, shall we?
[HEADING=2]The 4 Do?s to a Succesful Quit[/HEADING]
Rule 1: Do leave quietly
Pretty simple, really. If you are going to leave, do so quietly. You?ll keep your dignity intact, be remembered for your posts and your charming dazzling wit. Unless you are known as Lord Cuthberton.[footnote]Note, that user hasn?t left, just an example of awesome.[/footnote][footnote]There, I mentioned you Henry, happy now?[/footnote] Then you shall be remembered for being awesome.
[img width=400 length 243]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-black-cats-ninja-burglers.jpg[/img] This is how you should leave. Like a cat burglar. Oi, give me back my TV!
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