The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

Shut the hell up and let me do this on my own, subject Max.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Lol.
I used to do that subject Kcits, I finaly earned my leason in pokemon Ruby, when my lvl 88 Sceptile couldn't beat the dragon guy in the elite four.

 

[TheStickman]

It's called Swampert, Subject Fury. Learn the ways of the Water!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Swampert wouldn't be able to beat the elite four by himself! Plus, Sceptile OWNS Swampert's ass.
Grass type TOTALLY PWNS Water/Ground type

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, if you don't like this song, you are not human!

 

[TheStickman]

Don't forget that Swampert can learn Ice Beam.

 

[TheStickman]

I still like the Beatles better, Subject Sas.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fuck Ice beam. Sceptile is 100 times faster and one Leaf Blade to Swampert = Dead Swampert
Face it, i've won this arguement.

 

[TheStickman]

I'm not trying to say Swampert could beat Sceptile. I'm trying to say Swampert can beat the Elite Four single-handedly. Face it, Subject Fury, you started a whole argument with nobody.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, excuse me while I set up a therapist appointment for my family without their knowledge.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not necessarily. Why did you bringg up the whole ice beam thing? I don't think it's a coincidence that Grass types just happen to be weak against Ice types and you brought it up.

 

[TheStickman]

I was talking about the Dragon-Type Elite Four member, Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Mhm... Sure you were subject Kcits. Do I need to get the picture again?

Spoiler: Too late, YOU LIAR!!!

 

[TheStickman]

I'm so scared, Subject Fury.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, just my luck. My therapist doesn't see adults. Now I need to find another therapist covered by my family's health insurance so that I can set up an appointment with them for my mom, dad, and sister who have been constantly fighting and getting mad recently.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Careful subject Kcits.
I have a drug here. *Pulls out a syringe with a white fluid inside.*
Y'wanna see what this drug'll make you do to yourself?

Spoiler: Here ya go

Yup, that's right, It'll make you do that to yourself after a few hours of horrific hallucinations and terror.

 

[TheStickman]

That's very scary, Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Indeed it is subjectt Kcits.
Now cut this out now.
*Squeezes syrine a bit*
Or else...

 

[TheStickman]

Would you like some tea, Subject Fury?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Would you ike some Ohagi subject Kcits?