The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[axle 19]

Night Subject Max.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Destroys the Asylum*
Hi subjects.

 

[axle 19]

*Steps out from under some debris* Hello Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi subject Axle.

 

[axle 19]

It would seem that we are becoming dragon riders Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It would seem you are become DRAKE riders subject Axle. You can't ride a dragon. This isn't fucking Eragon XD.

Spoiler: This is a drake if you were wondering.

Smaller than a dragon but much more civilized. Dragons you can't ride.

I know which one I'd ride.

 

[axle 19]

The smaller one with the spiky tail Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Of course subject Axle.

 

[axle 19]

I wonder how long it will take the others to reach us Subject Fury?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not sure. Depends. Bobo isn't even participating as of now. Silver's here but I don't know. Unusual, Fjeld, and pwnman should get to you quickly though.

 

[axle 19]

Should we find a replacement for Bobo Subject Fury? I'm sure we could find some willing people...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

We might have to... but i really don't know. We'll give him another day. (subject)

 

[axle 19]

Agreed Subject Fury, then we break out the blatant advertising.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Pulls out a big ass sign that says 'NEED A REPLACEMENT FOR BOBOFIRE!!!!!!'* Of course subject Axe .

 

[axle 19]

Never Fails Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And if this doesn't work. *Presses a button on the side of the sign. The letters light up neon* (Subject)

 

[axle 19]

Don't forget the flashing strobes Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Of course not subject axle. *Activate flashing strobes. Presses another button. Fireworks fy up and explode saying "NEED A REPACEMENT FOR BOBOFIRE!!!!!!!"*

 

[axle 19]

If only we could higher the hypnotoad Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

That would assure us victory in the first 5 minutes subject Axle. But, unfortunatey, all we have is this. *Pulls out a book labeled 1001 proven ways to hypnotize anyone to do anything you say. Written by Stephen Hawking*