The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*Jumps through the window*
*yawns*
Good morning subjects...
Yeah, I kinda called in sick so I could get out of work today...sue me...

Im green daba dee daba da die daba dee daba die daba dee daba da die....

That's what you get for eating momma's homemade radiation brownies!
Momma, is evil!
...
No fucking duh she's evil, Im pretty sure im the oldest of the bunch.
And yet, she wants me dead.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, nice to see ya, sexy buns~
...
Yes, you can kill him.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, good morning/afternoon/evening.
I come to tell you that I might not be on for a few hours because I have to go to my cousin's house to wait for a bed delivery while my cousin's at work and more second-cousin is somewhere I guess.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, hi and coolio!

I'll be here...alone...with the wind as my only friend...

*In a unknown voice no louder then a whisper* I hate you~
SHUT IT!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Strangles subject K-Sass to death*

 

[Sassafrass]

Have fun, subject BT? *VC blah*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT you're back! *Strangle hug*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ive been back since late yesterday subject To-
GAK!
*Is strangled*

Yes, yes I did subject Sass. Very much fun. Fun to the extreme. Mega fun. Fun to mega fun to ultra fun to fun to the max fun. Fun-
*head explodes from fun*
"VC blah blah blah subject BT"

 

[Baby Eater]

Well I wasn't here to see it subject BT! *Strangles harder*

 

[Sassafrass]

Glad you had fun then, subject BT.

Subject Toast! *Chainsaw to the face hug*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*is strangled harder*
*writes on whiteboard*

I also have a sun burn subject Sass.

 

[Sassafrass]

...*Grins evilly* Of the many things you say to me, subject BT, that was not one of them.
*Pokes BT*

...*Pokes Toast*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Hacksaw hugs subject Sas and slaps BT's burn*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I HATE YOU SUBJECTS TOAST AND SASS!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Whips subject Toast and also slaps BT's burn* :3

 

[Baby Eater]

You're doing it for free this time subject Sas!?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, man up!

Subject Toast, I never charge for friends. *Winks*

 

[Baby Eater]

I wish I could say sorry for the absence subjects. I wish.But I got ice cream so I don't.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, I got an itchy eye.
Yeah...you're jealous, ain't ya?

 

[Baby Eater]

You lucky bastard subject Sas! I'll trade you!