The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Peeks out of my cell*
Hi Subjects!
*Goes back in*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, go on then.

Hey, subject Waffly!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Arms pokes out of cell door*
*Waves to Subject Sassy*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Breaks subject Waffles's cell*Oops.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Cell explodes*
(Subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

*Gets tossed through wormhole back into Asylum*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back. (Subjects)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*VC: Subject Waffles*
[HEADING=1]FUCK![/HEADING]
*Runs toward smothering room*
*Searches through room*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Roasts marshmallows in the fire*(Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pulls out a giant machine*
YES!
ARE YOU STEALING MY CATCHPHRASE!?
No, Subject Captain.
*Disappears*
*Hugs machine*

 

[Baby Eater]

That better not be my dispenser subject Waffles *Shakes wrench*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No, no, Subject Toast! It's my Grand Phonograph!

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh ok subject Waffles.Why use that when I can do this?

*Turns into a jukebox*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh poor, poor, Subject Toast. You know not the power of the Grand Phonograph...
*Cell is rebuilt*
*Goes into record collection*

 

[Baby Eater]

Not really subject Waffles

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Then I must show you, Subject Toast...
*Puts record into slot*
*Winds up phonograph*
*Music [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAp0E0N04KY&feature=related] blares that can be heard across the galaxy*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Destroys the asylum*
Hi subjects .

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Grand Vitachamber: All Subjects and Asylum*
SUBJECT FURY, WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

subject Waffles! *Hug*
*Destroys Pluto's moon.*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Aw...How could I stay mad at you, Subject Fury!?
*Blows up Saturn*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No one can subject Waffles!!!
*Destroys the sun.*
Probably shoud have done that.
*Freezes*