The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

But it's fun subject Vaudess!
...
*eats a match*
...
Wait I forgot I just drank Nitroglycer-
*explodes*
"VC blah"
...
It's Grandma Toast's famous recipe.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Looks up from cover*
Silly, subject BT! All of Granny's food and drink is flammable!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Vaudess, but it tastes so frigging good!
*drinks more*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Who wants to taste my grandmuddah's Red beans?
It's got sausage and ham, and rice, and red beans... It's a kind of gumbo! IT rocks!!!! *Swallows a huge spoonful*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*throws a match in subject Fury's mouth*
*he explodes in a nuclear blast*
Subject Fury, that contained nuclear explosives.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Gotta love Granny, subject BT!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Head reggenerates*
Unless she's a *****, You usually have to love your granny, cause that's the weird thing about ggranny's, if their not a *****, they're the nicest person.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Indeed subject Vaudess, quite indeed.

Granny Toast isn't a ***** subject Fury! Take that back!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I never called her a *****!!! (subject)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I see what you're saying, subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

???????? Subject Vaudess?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

About Grandparents, you gotta love them, no matter how they are, right? But most of the time there's no middle groud, they're either a pain in the ass or great, subject Fury? Luckily mine were the latter.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yeah, that's right subject Vadess, It's kinda weird. And my randparents are nice. YAY!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, good morning/afternoon/evening.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Hole is made in the ceiling*
*Helicopter ladder falls from ceiling*
*Waffles and Tempest climbs down*
Hi Subjects!
.....Hello.....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, hello.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Bows to Subject Max*
I don't think you ever meet my secretary, have you, Subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, no. Why do you need a secretary?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

U'nno, Subject Max. Just wanted one.
He pays me so I don't question it, Subject Boney Thing...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles' secretary, does he provide you with health care, above minimum wage pay, breaks, and vacations?