The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes, Subject Boney Thing, I wouldn't work for him if he didn't. And the name's Tempest.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*walks in*
Hi subject Max.
Hi subject Waffles.
Hi subject stupid ***** secretary that is only being used by subject Waffles and will eventually be eaten by him.

How y'all doing?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shoots Subject BT mercilessly with an uzi*
Hi Subject BT! Why would I eat my secretary?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

AH!
BULLETS!
BULLETS do not hurt me at all subject Secretary...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pries open Subject BT's mouth*
*Forces live grenade down his throat*
*Backs away*
*Grenade explodes*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VC blah"
Because every other person you have hired, you have eaten subject Waffles...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Whaaa!? Name one person, Subject BT!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back.
Okay Subject Tempest. Just making sure. Oh and I'm Subject Max.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*X-rays subject Waffle's stomach*
Subject Executioner subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

......Name another person, Subject BT!

If I may ask, Subject Max, what's with your bones?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Tempest, long story. And you'd be eaten before I were to finish.
Subject Waffles, what about Subject Berserker?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I don't remember him, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, exactly. He was hired for one day. Then he mysteriously disappeared and you said you fired him. But whenever you seem to "fire" someone I end up finding bones that aren't mine in the toilet.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Whistles nonchalantly*
(Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Jim from accounting subject Waffles.
I mean come on! Push him out a window, land on his crushed dead body and then start eating him! You have some issues man.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I never hired anyone named Jim, Subject BT!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Then why is his resume in your "Men hired then eaten" box subject Waffles!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Whispers in Tempest's ear*
*Burns Men hired then eaten box*
I have no such box, Subject BT!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That's it! You and me subject Waffles, right now! Right here!
...
In court!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Leaves*
*Comes back in suit*
Let's go, Subject BT!