The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

*Watches E3 talk from afar* (subjects)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That's what I am going to do the whole E3 subject Toast.

Subject Sass, get into BT.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Why would I need to do that, subject E?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because he's a friggin sweet car subject Sass that's why.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back with lunch.
Subject Sas, do you want me to tell you or not?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, yessum.

Subject M3, indeed he is. *Gets into BT*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, what you do is you get all of the keys and go to Fort Constantine. Open all the doors that require special keys, and when you get to the one that doesn't need a key and has the armour on the other side, don't open that one otherwise you'll screw it up. Next go to Crowley and get your rewards, and when it says that the quest is complete fast-travel back to Fort Constantine go to where the armour is and it should be there so just go and grab it. So now you've gotten the rewards from Crowley and the strongest armour in the game.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

DRIVE SUBJECT BT! DRIVE!
...
*Drives into explosive barrels*
Subject E, would you please?!

*teleports away*
I planted C4 on those barrels!
*presses detonation button*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT you're obsolete. *Turns into a tricycle*

 

[Rainboq]

'Ello, subjects!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Rings tricycle bell* Hey subject Rain.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, copy pasted into a Notepad document and bundled into my F3 folder.
Along with a detailed map of the Metro system.

...Well sh-*BOOOOOOOM!* *VC Blah*

 

[Roxas1359]

'Ello Subject Rain.*suddenly wearing fancy clothes with a pocket watch*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VC your mother- Subject BT"

Haha!
But im still a damn car!

 

[Rainboq]

Subject BABY HAS A TRICYCLE! AWESOME!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Rain better! I AM a tricycle!

 

[Sassafrass]

Y'ello, subject Rain!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I told you how now go do it!
Subject Toast, when will you be watching ScottishDuck's LPs?

 

[Rainboq]

Hey subject Sas!

Subject baby, doesn't that hurt?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I shall do when I'm done with Bioshock and RDR.