The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, hurry and screw over Rapture!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll take my time, subject Max.
I'm looking for all the Sisters first of all, though.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, haven't you ever 100% Bioshock before? I still remember where they are. I also remember having trouble on one of them because of Houdini Splicers. Man I hate them.

 

[Sassafrass]

Nope, subject Max. I just played it through then moved on. So, I'm replaying it right now to do so.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, I actually thought you did. I've actually done it twice, and I'm sure Subject Vaude has probably done it like a million.

 

[Sassafrass]

I tend to play through games first then replay them of the goodies and hidden secrets, subject Max.
And subject Vee has done. Except the evil play-through, she hasn't done that.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, haven't done the evil playthrough in any game because I hate being evil.
Also, I'm back with an entire pizza to myself.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I don't do evil in anything but F3.
It's fun to be evil in F3.

And I'm really hungry now. ><

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, well go eat then.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, all there is to eat is chocolate.
And while that's super, I don't really want to eat just chocolate.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, well chocolate is your best friend. Until later when you spend too much time with chocolate, then it becomes your enemy.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, chocolate is my lover!
Kinda.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, is it your lover 5 extra pounds later?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, it's then my wife, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, do you get a divorce when you get diabetes?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, yes. That is indeed the time.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, then who becomes your lover?

 

[Sassafrass]

Someone, subject Max.
Probably bacon or pasta.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, Subject Toast has been watching the Sony conference at E3 and guess what. Portal 2 is a PC and PS3 exclusive and apparently Steam is coming to PS3.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, that sounds pretty awesome.

And sorry if I don't reply too much, I've had some good news which has to be kept a secret.
I think.