Well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well...
It seems the subjects have betrayed me.
It seems the subjects have betrayed me.
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Subject Max, about that, yes i was shot at but not in the sense your thinking of, but because of the time i am unable to explain the joke any further, so sorry...
Subject Fury say wha?
Ah bugger, Subject VENN, i think he found out about the... thing...
What thi- ohhhhhh... heh, forgot about that, oh well, shouldn't we be celabrating then?
Maybe, it depends on how far the, thing, was into the third phase of incubation when he discovered it...
Subject Fury say wha?
Ah bugger, Subject VENN, i think he found out about the... thing...
What thi- ohhhhhh... heh, forgot about that, oh well, shouldn't we be celabrating then?
Maybe, it depends on how far the, thing, was into the third phase of incubation when he discovered it...
*sigh*
The thing involving Subject Fury is classified and the thing that happened to me today was that i jumped over a moving car ([small]going about 35-45mph[/small]) and i nearly was killed by an arrow ([small]it was coming at my neck but i stepped aside just in time to miss it[/small])
y'see, if i didn't have to leave early then you all would have heard how those two things were linked to eachother and the humor that was behind it, but unfortunately i can't anymore...
Heh, the humor is that he was almost killed for the 74th time this month...
Subject Nev, i haven't nearly died that many times... it's more like 20 some....
Oh yeah? *Nev loads and aims an FN 2000 at VENN*
Yeah.... wait... ah shi- *Nev cuts him off by firing the gun at him*
*VENN dodges each shot*
*the clip runs out and Nev takes it off VENN*
There, now that should put you somewhere around 70 times...
The thing involving Subject Fury is classified and the thing that happened to me today was that i jumped over a moving car ([small]going about 35-45mph[/small]) and i nearly was killed by an arrow ([small]it was coming at my neck but i stepped aside just in time to miss it[/small])
y'see, if i didn't have to leave early then you all would have heard how those two things were linked to eachother and the humor that was behind it, but unfortunately i can't anymore...
Heh, the humor is that he was almost killed for the 74th time this month...
Subject Nev, i haven't nearly died that many times... it's more like 20 some....
Oh yeah? *Nev loads and aims an FN 2000 at VENN*
Yeah.... wait... ah shi- *Nev cuts him off by firing the gun at him*
*VENN dodges each shot*
*the clip runs out and Nev takes it off VENN*
There, now that should put you somewhere around 70 times...
Subject Venn, you have no luck.
And I haven't been hit by a car yet. ...Shit, I tempting fate now, aren't I? ><
And I haven't been hit by a car yet. ...Shit, I tempting fate now, aren't I? ><
Yeah but i wasn't hit by a car, i basically hurdle jumped over one... although i was almost hit by the following car...
Subject Sass, if you saw half the stuff i'm assigned to do and the terrible shit it gets me in, you'd think i have some pretty damn good luck... but yeah, half the time i'm pretty sure the world wants me dead...
Subject Sass, if you saw half the stuff i'm assigned to do and the terrible shit it gets me in, you'd think i have some pretty damn good luck... but yeah, half the time i'm pretty sure the world wants me dead...
Subject Venn, I suddenly like my safe bed a lot more...
Subject Max, that's probably due to me being a shit driver. Although I passed my practical first time (BRAGGING! XD), I failed the theory twice. (NOT BRAGGING!) And my list of incidents include driving into a hedge at 5mph, nearly doing the same at 55mph, nearly getting hit by a bus that cut the corner, nearly driving into another car and nearly getting T-Boned at several roundabouts by dickheads in Porsches, Mercedes and BMW's as they are fucking morons with more money then fucking sense!
...Ok, I'm done now.
Subject Max, that's probably due to me being a shit driver. Although I passed my practical first time (BRAGGING! XD), I failed the theory twice. (NOT BRAGGING!) And my list of incidents include driving into a hedge at 5mph, nearly doing the same at 55mph, nearly getting hit by a bus that cut the corner, nearly driving into another car and nearly getting T-Boned at several roundabouts by dickheads in Porsches, Mercedes and BMW's as they are fucking morons with more money then fucking sense!
...Ok, I'm done now.
Hi subjects, nothing is wrong with me today. *Eyes shift back and forth.*
Subject Venn, I've been banned from owning or even riding a motorbike. If I do, I've been told I'll be kicked out.
This is due to my uncle dying on one whilst attempting a wheelie, so I've been told. I never knew him well as I was 3 at the time but I heard he was a great guy.
This is due to my uncle dying on one whilst attempting a wheelie, so I've been told. I never knew him well as I was 3 at the time but I heard he was a great guy.
Subject Fury, your more paranoid than a High School valedictorian who is about to give their speech.
Subject Venn, my dad owns a motorcycle and rides it from time to time. But where I live you can get into many accidents. Also, if you get in an accident and the person who hit you is an illegal immigrant, you don't get covered by your insurance, your repairs aren't payed, and if you get hurt and have to go to the hospital that bill isn't payed. It happened to my sister's friend who my family has known since they were in Middle School and because of the accident she changed.
Subject Venn, my dad owns a motorcycle and rides it from time to time. But where I live you can get into many accidents. Also, if you get in an accident and the person who hit you is an illegal immigrant, you don't get covered by your insurance, your repairs aren't payed, and if you get hurt and have to go to the hospital that bill isn't payed. It happened to my sister's friend who my family has known since they were in Middle School and because of the accident she changed.