The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*Drives into Transformer*
Please subject Vaudess!
I want that little bastard to die a cruel death...
HE DOES NOT DESERVE LIFE!

Subject Max, I know, it's awesome isn't it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, like...something that works fast. My brains dead, no time for fancy analogies and stuff.

...Game on, subject Vee~ *Smiles and follows into vents*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Toast, I kind of guessed but just in case I refered to your username.

Understandable subject Teddy

! Did you save it, subject Toast? We can have that for dinner tomorrow!

Yup subject Vaude! *Pulls out Bieber's head*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Easy, subject BT. *Wags fingers and adjusts machine*

Yay, subject Toast! His head will make a fine roast!

*Scurries off* Can't catch me, subject Sas~!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, before you eat it, can I see it for a second?

 

[Baby Eater]

We shall feast like kings subject Vaude!

Ok subject Max *Give*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, you didn't save his liver, did you? Hannibal would love that.

Subject Vee, don't bet on that~! *Scurries after*

 

[Roxas1359]

*put head on tee and hits it with golf club to get a hole in one*
Fore, Subjects!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah!~ X3 *Scurries faster* You're against the number 1 Vent-dweller here!

Exactly, subject Toast! -

Subject Max! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas it may be a bit scorched is he ok with that?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, I really wanted a perfect game.XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Are you done yet subject Vaudess?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

There better not be grass-stains on his head, subject Max. XD

Good to go, subject BT! *Presses button and seals up chamber before starting transformation*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, I'm the number two Vent Dweller, though~! *Scurries after*

Subject Toast, yep, he's cool with that.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OW!
THIS HURTS! IMMENSE PAIN! JESUS CHRIST OW! OW! OW!
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS WOULD HURT THIS BAD SUBJECT VAUDESS!
OW!
OH GOD TH PAIN!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max is my Power armour ready?

Subject Vaude I call the less club dented part XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, where's my piano! It wasn't in the room this morning!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Max, I believe it's "Fore!" Not "Four!"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, yeah I was debating that in my head.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max to show it's indestructablness[footnote]To the T&V dictionary subject Vaude XD[/footnote]I strapped it to mines. *BOOM!*