The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

RAAAWRGH?! *Signs paper and continues chasing Subject Waffles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Puts paper in pocket*
*Runs from Subject Bowser*

 

[TheStickman]

*Breathes fire*
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH! *Calls in Goomba army*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm torn here. I have to make a decision that I can't figure out what to do. Either steal a baby and give it to some slaves who are fighting for freedom, or leave it in the crib with it's mom and dad.

 

[Sassafrass]

I think it's only slightly bad if you steal the baby, subject Max.
It's also bad if you don't and side with Ashur or whatever his name is. All I know is stealing the baby will get you a ton of bullets flying towards your face and you may have to kill the kids mother. I'd say make a save before you pick the child up.

OK, subject Waffles.
It's quite ranty.

Subject Kcits, meanie! *Catches fire and runs around*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, so if I'm good I steal the baby? I don't want to steal a damn baby because the goodness in my heart is telling me not to, but if I steal it I'm a good guy.

 

[TheStickman]

*Pours lighter fluid on Subject Sas*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Mario and Luigi comes in*
Let's-a go!
Yeah, L-
NO YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
B-
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! LEAVE IT TO THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE!
*Leaves*
*Mario and Waffles starts jumps on Goomba army*

S'right, Subject Sas.

 

[Roxas1359]

*comforts Luigi*
It's okay Luigi, Subject Waffles just hates green I think.
Let's get you a new job.

 

[TheStickman]

GWARGH? *Summons Magikoopa army*

 

[TheStickman]

*Hands Luigi the Poltergust 3000* You think you'll be up for it, Luigi?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I think so.
As I said, I went evil.

Subject Kcits, that all you got? *Jumps into the BP oil spill*

Subject Waffles, you should have it now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, did you steal it or leave it?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Sniffles* Thanks, Subject Dry Bones....
DON'T COMFORT HIM, SUBJECT MAX! And I like green, I just hate Luigi.
*Sucks Subject Waffles into Poltergust 3000*
YOU GREEN SUMABITCH!
Wait....What am I supposed to d-
*Gets attacked by army*

 

[TheStickman]

Dammit, Subject Sas, I live in Louisiana! *Smothers the fire*

 

[Lambi]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, well that doesn't give you the right to be mean to him!*murders Subject Waffles and Mario*

 

[TheStickman]

*Turns Subject Waffles into a portrait* Good job, Luigi.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*VC: Yadda yadda yadda*
YES IT DOES, SUBJECT MAX!
Wait...What did I do?! I love him!
*Is a portrait*
GREEN BASTARD!
I am happy now!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, too bad!*throws portrait out of window*
Mario, Subject Waffles hates your brother and wanted him gone just so he could spend time with you. Your brother has had his feelings hurt now because of it and is thinking of joining Sega's team so he'd get recognized.