The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I have no idea, subject Toast. *Tries to remove hand* XD

Of course, subject Venn, what happened? *Looks in medical room*
...
An adrenaline shot, subject Nev? Wh-Why would I need that? *Dressed as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You just figured that out subject Max?

*Sleeping in janitors closet*

 

[DJude]

....
Just in case...
*Nev dresses as Vincent*
Subject Vaude, oh nothing, its just that Subject Nev shot me in the jugular and now i'm bleedin' out a little....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, no I did long ago. I'm just trying to find what degree of messed up you are.

 

[Baby Eater]

....Please remove your hand from my rib cage subject Vaude XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Is there a such thing as infinity degree subject Max?!

Also, why don't I ever get hugs!? Dx
Is it because i stab people? Look, it's not my fault! Stabbing people is fun, and I like to express my fun!
Or! Is it because I blow up dams? Look, that's fun also! A lot of fun!

Or is it because I like to wear a dynamite belt? Look, it's fashionable!

 

[Sassafrass]

MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

I am now very, very, very annoyed.
Very f***ing annoyed.
...
Oh, and subject.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Does the twist* I see, subject Nev Vega.

*Treating subject Venn* Why did he do that? *Winces*

I'm trying subject Toast! XD

What's wrong, subject Sas?

...Want a hug, subject BT?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What's wrong subject Sass? *Stab*

Yes I do subject Vaudess!
*Brandishes switchblade*

 

[Baby Eater]

What's wrong subject Sas?

Try harder subject Vaude! XD

 

[DJude]

Subject Vaude, is that even a question? oh, and can you hand me my karambit knife?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smirks and hugs subject BT*

S-Sorry, subject Venn...*Finishes treating and hands knife*

Release me, subject Toast! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

My copy of Dragon Age appears to be broken, subjects.
It's running, but it's juddering a bit and it's looking like it's about to die.
...That and my knee just has a shooting pain through it and I just read the paper. ¬_¬

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vee, I can get you out.*eats Subject Toast and frees Subject Vee's hand*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Damn, subject Sas. Was it a second hand copy?
And maybe burn that paper?

Oh thank you, subject Max!

 

[DJude]

Thank you subject *takes the knife and stabs it into BLTs head*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Kills subject Max from the inside*

Nevah subject Vaude! XD

Subject Sas can't you trade it for another?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That feels amazing subject VENN! Why are you treating me so kindly all of a sudden though?

*Goes to stab subject Vaudess in the neck*
*Blows up subject BT's pillow fort*
Son of a *****!
Goddammit subject E!
You know, this does mean war!

War it shall be then!
*Jumps into Doom fortress*
*Dives after*
*Hits wall*
Subject E! I thought we agreed pillow forts only!
Yeah, well bite me!

That sucks subject Sass.

 

[Roxas1359]

"VC blah"
Subject Toast, thanks. One more to add to my record of deaths.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, subject Vee. My game collection is all second hand, with a few exceptions.
It seems to be fine now, but I've only just started the story. Hope it doesn't do something strange. *Touches wood* And I will do. But it doesn't matter now, subjects.

And I cannot, subject Toast. Unless I have a spare £5 to get back into town.
Which I do not have. ><