The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm going to try jumping again because if I stay for too long I fear Subjects Vaude and Sass will throw me out.
*jumps again and splats on ground*

 

[hey10224]

*completely ignores subject Sas's sabertooth tiger and continues to watch subject Vaude stalk an orderly*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Nah, I think your hay subject Hay.
*Brings in horses*
GET HIM BOYS!
*Horses start chasing after subject Hey*

Hiya subject Sass! Up what is?
Also, hi Fluffykins!

*DDT hugs subject Toast*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fluffikins, here baby! :3 *Pets* Good to see he's out and about, Sas!

I know~ We must move on, subject Sas! XD
Ah, goooood~
...I'm jealous. And you are no longer predictable!

I know, I know, subject Toast. XD

*Stabs orderly in jugular vein* Easy as that, subject Hey~ *Throws swtichblade to subject Hey* You try!

Which ones, subject BT?~

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, we won't throw you out the window.
We'll use a bungie cord and twang you out the window.

 

[hey10224]

Aaah! *Throws the popcorn away and starts running away from subject BT's horses. The switchblade narrowly misses and jabs itself in the wall*
I don't look like hay, do I?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

The ones that say "Suicide Stoppers" Subject Vaudess. If I don't have one every 25 hours, I start committing suicid-
*Blows brains out*
"VC activated: Subject BT"
See?

Yes you do subject Hay!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass and Vaude, I suggest adopting Subject Hey. I'm not your little kid anymore.

 

[Baby Eater]

DDT subject BT?

You learned from the best subject Vaude!

 

[hey10224]

Well, what they taught me in school that hay looks like is very wrong indeed, subject BT.
I MUST KEEP RUNNING!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh! I'll get them, subject Max.

*Bows to subject Toast* That I did~

Oh! you were meant to catch that subject Hey!

...Can't we twang you out of the window anymore, subject Max? D:

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, I posted my FF XIII review. please go and read it, even though you hate the game I reviewed with a passion! XD

...Say, isn't subject BT a part of our family? XD
Very goooooooooood, subject Vee~
...Sorry. *Hugs* There would have been cheese but I had to save some for sandwiches. ><

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I shamefully watched wrestling as a kid subject Toast >_<
It's where you put them in a head lock and slam their head onto the ground, either making them hit their cranium or face planting.

Oh, and subject Hay, the horses have rockets attached to their backs.
*Horses are suddenly going 250 miles faster*

Well, I apparently am the step grandfather of subject Vaudess subject Sass.
Oh, and I shall!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Where is subject Waffles? He owes me a character sheet.

 

[hey10224]

I'm sorry subject Vaude, but I'm in the midst of something.

*looks back and sees the horses right in front* Gulp!

 

[Baby Eater]

So...an up-right piledriver subject BT?

*Pats subject Vaudes head*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So...PR is your daughter/son, subject BT? XD *Hands pills*

Apparently, subject Sas. Just what we need. More confusion. XD
Sehr gut!
*Shakes fist* Be more predictable! XD *Hugs*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Yeah, basically subject Toast.

*Horses turn around*
Also, they can shoot laser beams out of their eyes subject Hay!
*They shoot laser's at subject Hey's feet*
*He falls*
*Horses start eating him*

Yes subject Vaudess! Exactly.
And yet, he/she likes to murder me....
Also, thank you!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subejct Toast, somehow I ended up becoming Subject Sass and Vaude's kid.

 

[hey10224]

*VC Activated: Subject Hay*
Hey, my name is H-E-Y not H-A-Y!
*gloom* Even the vita-chambers are getting it wrong.

Now, hopefully I won't have a horse problem and, subject Vaude, where did the switchblade go?