The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*Crawls out*
That's it!
Subject Toast, permission to put subject Venn on probation?
Also, yes sir!
*Sets to Ludicrous speed*

*Jumps into hot tub*
Woof woof woof...gargle hiss.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Passes subjects the drinks they wanted*

Woo, that troll has got PRIATE fucking on edge, subjects.

Excellent, subject Vee~
Gotta learn the basics~ XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT permission denied. If he repeats the offence permission granted.

When I was a kid it was torture subject Fury.

 

[TheStickman]

*Gives Subject Toast some barbecue tiger*
Eat it fast, or it'll get cold.
>.>
<.<

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes sir Captain Toast!

*Drinks Martini*
Ah, this is wonderful subject Sass!

 

[DJude]

Whats that? give it all i got? Mmkay...
*locks every conscievable type of weapon onto Fury*
Alright, weapons locked, now loading the Super Mega Special Mecha Awesome Chocolate-Dipped Shining Flaming Glowing Incredible Cannon
...
...
...
SMSMACDSFGI Cannon loaded, aaaaaaaand FIRE!!!
*Fury is exploded in such an incredibly awesome way that words would not do it proper justice and therefor shall not be described*

*VENN downs his drinks then looks to BLT and Toast*
Subject BLT, and exactly what offense is that!? what have i done to offend anyone!?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subejct Sass, I've noticed. The Inquisition is trying to see if we can avert another "Troll_man" incident.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I hear the Jaws theme subjects. o.o

Thanks subject Sas~ *Sips* Is it bad in PRIATE then?

*Salutes again*
Yep! XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You crashed and effing Red Hawk into me subject VENN! Me! Your boss!

*Jaws theme plays*
Sorry, it's just my records...
*Turns off records player*
...
*Jaws theme plays*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Comes back as a ghost* GREAT JOB SUBJECT NEV! YOU BLEW UP THE HOTTUB BAR!!!
And yeah subject Toast, but wanna hear something funny? When I was a kid, I could never get past the astroid field boss cause he was too hard for me.

 

[TheStickman]

We're just taking precautionary measures, Subject Vaude.
Barbecue tiger?
>.>
<.<

 

[Baby Eater]

Duna....duna.....duna duna......duna duna duna duna duna DUN!

*Tackle hugs subject Vaude*Super mega deluxe hug!

Subject Nev Fury's inside the ship *facepalm*

That's sad subject Fury XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, there just a little jumpy that's all.
Subject Kcits, yes mister WATCHING ALL NEW MEMBERS TO THE ESCAPIST!

 

[DJude]

Subject BLT, i hardly see that as an offence
Well you should have thought of that BEFORE i blew him up Subejct Toast...

 

[TheStickman]

Like I said, Subject Max, precautions.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OOO!! SUBJECT KCITS! I'D IKE SOME TIGER! *noms barbequed, teriyaki tiger.*

Yeah, but I was like 4 at the time subject Toast, you have to remember i'm youner than all of you XD.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hurt me one more time subject VENN, and your being put on suspension!
Don't worry subject Toast, if he does get put on suspension, I can hire subject E to take his place until suspension wears off.

 

[TheStickman]

*Barbecue tiger falls through Subject Fury*
Good luck with that.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, you never told me where I work.*sniff*

 

[DJude]

Suspended from what Subject BLT? i was only assigned to fly a bloody ship that wasn't even in the hangar!