The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

*ties up Subject BT and puts him back in the intervention chair*
Subjects, it's time for Subject BT's intervention!
Subject Kcits, fine I'll get it.*gives supplies to Subject Kcits*

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, *sigh* i'll get the gun....
Subject Vaude, huh, i'm trying to picture how that style'd be with long hair...

 

[TheStickman]

No, I got it, Subject Max. All the rooms are already fixed.

I only need you to tend to the burro.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Quite indeed quite subject VENN. **sips some hot dirty sex with a monocle, tophat, mustache, suit, a cane, while riding in a limo*

I don't like it much either subject Vaude.
Now I just want to choke the little fucker with his own intestines while sticking plutonium and uranium down his throat with a match and gasoline!
No I don'tsh subjectsh Vaudessh!

*Is tied up in chair*
Im only drunk subjectsh Mash!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, no this is for your Juicing problem that wasn't finished yesterday.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm, subject Venn?

Ah, that's the subject E we know and love!

The 9th time this week, subject BT!

 

[DJude]

*comes back with the gun and trains it on the drunk BLT*
Okay Subject Max, give me the okay and i'll unload on 'em...
Very much so quite indeed quite subject E *sips some hot dirty sex with a monocle, tophat, mustache, suit, a cane, while riding on a limo thats parked on the deck of a solid gold yacht thats sailing through a sea of money and fancy-ness*
Nothing Subject Vaude...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, no. Last time Subject Toast killed him and he escaped the intervention chair!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, subject Venn. You look awful classy by the way.

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, but this is the intervention gun! it helps, really
*quickly cocks the gun and presses the tip against BLT's face*
So? what'll it be?
Why thank you Subject Vaude, you look rather nice yourself

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw shucks, subject Venn. Most of my stuff got destroyed with my room.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
You win this time subject VENN.

NO!
Master BT! I must-
*Slaps self*
God dammit Evan Evil McEvilson you will not be doing this again!
*Eats gun barrel*
Tastes like chocolate!

 

[TheStickman]

I fixed your room, Subject Vaude...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, not our possessions.
Subject Vaude, that's why I don't keep my stuff in my room anymore.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You fixed everything, subject Kcits?

Where do you keep em', subject Max?

 

[DJude]

*triggers demo switch*
*E explodes*
Subejct E, that was the choco-C4 i had, the guns fine *shows intervention gun*

 

[Roxas1359]

*points to my afro*
Inside the mysterious Afro Subject Vee.*pulls out mini fridge and electrical wire*
Who wants a drink?

 

[TheStickman]

I know, Subject Max. Perhaps I should work on that.

Nope, Subject Vaude. :/

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, did you know that if i wanted to i could actually grow an afro like Brooke's?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, my hair is so poofy that if I styled it right it would be an Afro. I really need a haircut.