The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Brilliance, subject Sas!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, that is an awesome name. But I'm not naming my pets that.
Subejct Vee, have you meet my new pets?*points to the leopard and is holding the baby seal*

Spoiler: My pets

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Commander Fluffy-Wuffy, Subject Max?

Subject Sas, XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, maybe for the baby seal. But probably shorter, so most likely General Fluff.
Now I need a name for her.*petting baby snow leopard*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Crystal, Subject Max?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aww~ They're adoreable, subject Max~! *Lancet nuzzles snow leopard* *Ruby playfully nudges seal*
So PETA left them behind?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, that works.
*pets Crystal*
*pets General Fluff*
Subject Vee, no. P.E.T.A freed them from the zoo and Crystal here mauled them afterwords.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hello subjects, I see-

What the hell is this snow leopard doing here!

From my statistics from Random Inc., the Snow Leopard is closely related to the Walrus!
Meaning it must die for it's cousins violent acts against me!
*Draws sword*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, it was on Bizarre ER on BBC 3.
Also, Russell Howard appears on BBC 3 in about an hour.

Subject Max, Jan Bumbera is awesome! XD

*Gets pounced by Fluffy* Oh, hello you~ *Pets Fluffy*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, what a good girl, subject Max!

Hey, subject BT!

I missed Biazzare ER?! D:
But yay Russell Howard!
Hey subject Sas! Look! Fluffy has Devina's head in her mouth!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, yes but too long.
*puts sword to Subject BT's neck*
Hurt my pets, and you will suffer.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
*Pushes subject Max aside*
Hi subject Vaudess!
*Jumps into the air after the Snow Leopard*
*P.E.T.A. workers come in with Tommy Guns*
*Starts shooting me in mid air*
~~~5 minutes later~~~
*Is covered in bullet holes*

OW!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Um...What, Subject BT?
*Licks Crystal and Gen. Fluff*

 

[DJude]

Hello subjects, how goes things today?

 

[Roxas1359]

*slits Subject BT's throat*
Subjects, P.E.T.A just helped us. Who knew.
*Crystal kills P.E.T.A members
Subject Venn, hello. We are getting pets. I just got mine.*points to snow leopard and baby seal*
You should get one. Now if you'll excuse me I must hurt Subject BT for trying to hurt my pets.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ok, subject Max...
And OK on the pet harming.

Subject Vee, it is on again at 4.55am.
And it has that football guy again.
Oh, she does~ *Strokes Fluffy* You're a good tiger, yes you are~ *Fluffy purrs ^^*

And hey, subjects BT and Venn.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Unwise move, subject BT.

Hello, subject Venn! *Waves*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VC activated: Subject Bullet holes"
It's BT ya ***** VC!
"Go fuck yourself"
Oh getting sassy with me huh? Well let's see how much your going to like the weekly maintenance!

Exactly subject Waffles.

I wouldn't have guessed subject Max.

Hi subject VENN.
Nothing much as far as I know.

I probably should have known that subject Vaudess.
...
I want a pet!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....That will never happen again, Subject Max!
*Kills P.E.T.A members*
*Kills P.E.T.A members*

Hiya, Subject Venn! We have pets now!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh yeah, subject BT? What kind?

Oh grand, subject Sas, thank you!
That guy is amazing! o.o
Such a good girl~ *Pets fluffy and feeds her a treat*