The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I just learned something kinda sad about Phalanx (Desert Bird). According to the manual it's mood is apathetic. So we kill a depressed bird.

Most times they are involved subject Max.

Care to reschedule subject Sas? *Hasn't eaten in years*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, good id- *Dies and falls of elephant* *VC Blah*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I guess I am subject Sass.

 

[Baby Eater]

I am the grea-*Dies*

*VC blah:subject Sexy man*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, tomorrow we duel on dolphins!

Subject BT, can I make a documentary about you?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, on how I experimented with Subject BT by making his body have more blood by only having to make him sterile?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I'll bring my fanciest beret!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes you may subject Sass. Yes you may.

Bats! V formation!
*The bats fly off and form a V in the air*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, maybe...

Subject Toast, I'll bring a French woman. Then we can shave her armpits for her. XD (Yay, stereo-types!)

Excellent, subject BT. *Runs off*

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm bored *Stabs a random subject*

 

[Roxas1359]

*is stabbed*
Subject Toast, I have no organs to be stabbed. I will do great in L.A!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas shaving a french woman while naked? Hmmm....XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, you know it's the greatest mental image you will ever have! XD

Subject Max, doesn't that make you immune to all sorts of stabby and shooty things?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas my previous statement can be completely different with a comma XD

"Subject Sas,shaving a french woman while naked?Hmmm......"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, stabby yes. Shooty, no.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Toast, grow up~! XD!

Why aren't you immune to the shooty, subject Max? You have no organs.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas NEVAH *Wearing pants on my head*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, they turn me into a target board and it leaves holes in me.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, I thought you didn't wear pants...

Ah, I see, subject Max. ... ...*Stabs*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I don't wear them below the neck.