The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

*Square Enix police storm in*
[sub]Don't make a sound Subejct Toast, and don't try to beat them. They have improbable characters and abilities on their side.*Cloud, Leon, Tidus, and oter FF characters come in and start looking*[/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

*Wiggles eyebrows to send subject Max morse code*

"What if I use a Metal Gear?"

 

[Roxas1359]

*gives hand gesture without them noticing*
'Subject Toast, won't work. They have the ability to break physics and send the moon crashing down to destroy it without destroying the planet!'
*Cloud turns and inspects the skeleton, me, closer*
[sub]Crap.[/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

*Hand detaches and smacks Cloud before running away*

*Wiggles eyebrows*
"You owe me subject Max"

 

[Roxas1359]

*Cloud and the other Final Fantasy main characters find Subject Toast*
I'm coming Subject Toast.*takes out cane sword and starts trying to cut up Final Fantasy characters*
Subject Toast, we shall fight!*gets out guns and cannons*
This would be easier if the other Subjects were here.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max *Argus crashes into the room* Happy we kept him now?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, Subject Kcits isn't. Also, having a giant Colossus come in won't help. These are FF characters and the kill them.*FF characters start to kill Argus*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max that's why I bought 99 phoenix downs.

*Sees a bloody ball fly by* Tifa's down.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi subjects.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subejct Toast, don't say that!*Rikku from FF X steals some and uses it on Tifa*
Damn it!*starts to attack FF 7 characters*
This is stupid of me yes, but I must kill them.
Hello subject Fury.*murders Yuffie from FF 7*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi subject Max, almost time for sleep. Fingers crossed. AAAaaaannny way... We're killing FFVII characters? *Rams a spear through Cid*

 

[Baby Eater]

Shuddap subject Fury and ]KILL EVERYTHING!

*Steals Cloud's sword and watches him cry*.....Dude.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, yes because Subject Toast has attracted Square Enix and they're trying to capture us and force us to be in their game!*murders Barret*
Subject Sass escaped while he still could.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

WOO! *Kamehameha's Sephiroth.*
THIS IS FUN SUBJECTS!

Wait subject Max... BE in a Square Enix game? Was it Square soft who does FF or Square Enix. And is it a major role? Or as a random NPC?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, it is. Oh and it's Square Enix now because Enix bought out Square Soft years ago. That's why you don't see games with Square Soft logos anymore.*stabs Tifa*
Subjects, I fear we have more problems coming*Points to army of FF VII fanboy and fangirls rushing towards the Asylum*
Subject Toast, release the Kraken! Oh and isn't the Kraken your pet?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YAY! MAJOR ROLE!...
Wait.. will it be a good FF game? Or will it be a remake of FFXII? *Bad memories of FFXII*

OH, no wonder we lost the Job system... I was wondering what happened to that... Anyway. FCUK! FANGIRLS!!! *Casts White Meteo*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max it's my second pet. You said there was a two pet limit.
*Ahem* UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, I actually liked FF XII a bit. Could care less for the characters except for Balthier, but it was really long and extremely hard so I just ignored the characters. Also, no it'll probably be a bad game.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh... KILL THEM ALL THEN!!! *Summons Bahamut Zero.* (subject)

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, no don't use their moves! It gives them more power and fans!*more fans appear and characters grow stronger*
Crap.