The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I hope he enjoys a minimalist life then.

Subject Fury, the best way we can help is by going down there and giving them our tourism dollars.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Fury there isn't much he can do. He's not Superman. Although I'd totally vote for Superman. Unless Batman was running.

He's too thick to notice all the "made in China" prints on his stuff subject M2.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject M2, we do need to send some money down here, (I'm in Texas), but we need to get more damn cleaners out here. we denied all the scoopers our allies offered. I find that ridiculous. Why? Are we trying to prove something? Are we trying to prove that America NEVER needs help? Sure, that may have been true a hundred years ago, but not anymore.

I know subject Toast, I'm just saying.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Fury now I can't stop imagining a Superman vs. Batman presidential debate XP

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I would be tied up if it was between Indy, Batman, and a Good Joker.

Subject Fury, It'll get worse in a year. Wait until BP stops it's publicity stunt and pulls out it's workers.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hahaha! That would be something subject Toast.

Dear lord subject M2...

I'm going to bed in about ten minutes... So... Heheheh...

 

[Baby Eater]

Alright subject Fury. Good luck!

Subject M2 you forgot Darth Vader.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Thank you subject Toast... I'm so fucking scared right now...

 

[Baby Eater]

Relax subject Fury if you're scared you'll have even more trouble.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I immediately thought: "You have failed this country for the last time."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I got it subject Toast... I got it...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject M2 someone needs to make a flash animation of that NAO!

That's the spirit subject Fury!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Indeed, Subject Toast. We need The Juggernaut in there too.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It's not real, it isn't there if I don't want it to be. It isn't there... it isn't there...

 

[Baby Eater]

Just keep telling yourself that subject Fury. You'll be fine.

Subject M2:
[HEADING=1]The Juggernaut:He knows who he is and he knows that you are,infact, a *****.[/HEADING]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ok.. I'm going... Please don't think bad of me if i'm back in the next hour, or thirty minutes...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast: Paid for by Juggernaut for President.....*****.

 

[Baby Eater]

It's fine subject Fury. Be strong.

Now if only he could fit in the oval office subject M2.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Or Batman's campaign ad: [HEADING=2]He may raise your taxes, but it's all part of the plan to find Osama bin Laden and end the Iraq war.[/HEADING] Three months later, BAM! problem solved.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject M2 3 days later really.

Superman's campaign.
[HEADING=2]Whaddya gonna do North Korea? Nuke us? I can eat that shit on a biscuit. I will rip your dick off and shove it up your ass till you bite it. Then I'll melt you with my goddamn laser eyes![/HEADING]