The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, randomness tastes like dark chocolate. And yours is a double-edged sword. Sure it tastes great, but it can give you [HEADING=1]SALMONELLA.[/HEADING]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, true. That's why I have a back up.*pulls out a container of cookies and cream*
Also, chocolate may be your friend now. But later it'll be an ass to you!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Subject M&M, who are Sam and Ella?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Sean, They're nut job crack addicts who chase babies for fun.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

That's why I have Summer Sausage, Subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sean, some of Subejct Waffles old secretaries that he ate.*sniff*
We warned them too.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects, WHAT TIME IS IT?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Max, subject Waffles is a cannibal?

Dunno subject M2.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Comes out of cell*
For the last time! I don't eat my secretaries, Subject Max!

No, Subject Fury!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Subject M&M, it's Hammertime

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi subject Waffles.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subejct Fury, oh yeah you weren't on. Subejct Sass, BT, and I were trying to convince Subject Waffle's newest secretary to run for it because he eats them when he is bored of them. Then I find skeleton bones in the toilet the next morning and there is strange meat in a tube with his name on it!

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey subjects

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

YOU ALL FAIL THE TEST, SUBJECTS.

Subject Toast, tell the subjects what time it is.

 

[Baby Eater]

Adventure Time subject M2!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh crud subject Max...

Hi subject Toast! Guess what?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, I know what the reference is and I don't care.
Subejct Toast, hello.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Actually, no Subject Toast. It's story time, with Granny Toast.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That is from my jambalaya, Subject Max!

Hi, Subject Toast!
*Throws muffin at Subject Toast*

 

[Baby Eater]

Chicken buttocks subject Fury?

Heya subject Max!

I'm too tired to make a Granny Toast story subject M2. Maybe later.

Thanks subject Waffles!