The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

I have a sword subject M2.Will that work?

Subject Max alcohol solves (and causes) all our problems!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, but then I may accidentally nuke South Korea from my silos in North Korea.*laughs* Nothing like starting some World Wars eh Subjects.
[sub]Subject Smag, come on. A space ship that can't be broken into. That seems a tad cheap.[/sub]

 

[Smagmuck_]

Because it's in space dammit! Urge to rage quit is rising...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast.... No. *picks up Subject Toast and leaps into space*

 

[Baby Eater]

I start one every sunday subject Max!

A tad cheap!? That's bloody cheating!

Subject Smag you said it couldn't be broken into before it even went in space.

I have a ship subject M2.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast and Max, let's solve this the way real men do! WITH A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!

Oh, Subject Toast. *picks up ship and inspects it*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, only if they are on motorcycles!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Tilts head* *Points to self* Are you being serious?

*Looks out of window seeing subject Toast and M2*

[sub]...Why not just unlock the ship and put up defenses?[/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

Don't scratch the damn paint subject M2!

*Fires at subject Alien's thrusters*

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkblue>*Nods*
*Alerts go off*
*Stands and extends wrist blades*
*Growls*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Launches self onto the roof of subject Alien's ship*

*Sees subject Vee through the window* *Waves*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*takes ship and fuses with it in a long, colorful sequence that ends with a random explosion* Subject Toast, you're the g- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Waves to subject Toast*

*Looks to subject Night* Oh don't worry, that's just my ride.

 

[Roxas1359]

*waves into the are on Earth for I have a feeling the Subjects are waving*

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkblue>*Asks Subject Vee in broken english*
Will you be our new... Leader?

 

[Baby Eater]

Something completely awesome and dangerous subject M2!

*Starts cutting through the roof of the ship* Fuck yeah safety scissors!

 

[Roxas1359]

*gets a disturbing feeling tat Subejct Toast has gotten a hold of some type of scissors*
I have a bad feeling about this.*pays George Lucas a quarter to use that line*
Money-grubber.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Hears sound of safety scissors* That'd be subject Toast. *Smirks*

*Considers*...
Why me?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I have an idea! *jumps out* SWAMPERT! IMPPPAAAACCCT!

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkblue>You have the stare of one of us, you show no fear in the face of death and you hate the serpents as we do.
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