The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

*telepathically links to Subject Vee and tells her*
"Because your the only girl here"
*pays George Lucas $500 dollars*
That was worth it.
[sub]Watching a lot of Animaniacs and it just seemed like something Yakko would say[/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

*Cuts through the roof making the biggest fuck you to physics since Oprah stood up*

Where's the bathroom subject!?

Whaaaaa subject M2?

 

[Roxas1359]

*lawyers appear at Asylum while everyone is away and Oprah takes us to court for she heard a fat Oprah joke for her seat as leader of the free world*
Damn it.*goes to court and loses*
When I find the Subject that said that joke. Oprah's eyes and ears are everywhere!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Well, thank you. If you think I could do it, then yes, consider it done. *Nods*

Down the hall, subject Toast!

 

[Baby Eater]

Thanks subject Vee! *Goes potty*

Ok so...epic fight time?

I sense that Max is in trouble...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I'm here to help.

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkblue>*Lets out a roar of triumph*
*Ship shields activate repelling any further attacks*
*Speeds back to earth orbit*

 

[Baby Eater]

So no epic fight subjects?

 

[Roxas1359]

*sees ship with Subjects coming and gets beatin stick*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Waves at subject Max*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*holds on tight* SUBJECT TOAST! HIIIIIGGGHH FIIIVE!

 

[Roxas1359]

*sees Subject Toast waving and Subjects coming, and starts screaming at them, but they can't hear me over the engines*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Max! *Waves* Guess who's the new leader of the clan?!

 

[Baby Eater]

*High fives subject M2 IN SPACE!*

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits Subject Vaude on the head with beatin stick*
Do you Subjects realize what you've done!?!?
She took it all and now she owns it all!*angry*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, you don't mean the Big O, do you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ow, ow, ow! *Rubs head* That hurt, subject Max!
And can't we fish this?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, no! If you make fun of her, she'll send her...*Oprah's goons come and take me to prison*
Subjects, before I go for your crimes let me just say this: You're all getting such a beating when I get out!*is taken as Oprah's fitness instructor since I'm pure bones and can't work in the Cholesterol mines*

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkblue>*Activates Camo and hides cause I'm gonna play games now...*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, we'll save you!...After this message from our sponsors.