The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Subject Fury, I nuked Oprah. That is all.

Quote of the bloody day! (Subject)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Toast, would the cut on my head I gave myself by scratching at it when I was terribly afraid count?

Subject M2, YAY!!!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Yes, but can they make probability their *****, Subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, possibly if your not in the data as friendly. Te scanner is over there so go and make yourself a friendly.

 

[Baby Eater]

No subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh... Then I can't do that subject Toast, my brother is asleep.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*scans self* Alright. Subjects, the Asylum is now at Defcon 3.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject M2 I only have two stress levels:"Buy a damn helmet" and "You better be wearing that damn helmet"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, did you turn the bolt crank?*holding Omni Wrench*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subjects, what do you say to the new addition I made? *Is wearing hard hat and standing next to piant hot tub with 72 inch plasma screen tv mounted on the wall.*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*takes wrench* Let's DO THIS! *twists crank around and around*

Subject Toast, the Asylum will be under attack by later today.

 

[Baby Eater]

That's the second biggest hottub/plasma combo I've ever seen subject Fury.

So should I wear a damn helmet subject M2?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, why did you move the T.V?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

O RLY SUBJECT TOAST?! *Presses a button, both TV and Hot tub become 1.5 times wider.*

Just 'cause subject Max... :/

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Fury, is that my hot tub?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, hell he moved my T.V that cost me two "Skull Joke" jars.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NO SUBJECT M2! IT'S NOT YOUR HOT TUB! >:C Will the subjects please just accept that I built this?!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Fury 3rd biggest.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*looks in room* Subject Max, have you seen my pet?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, what was your pet. There are certain creatures not allowed as pets here.
Subejct Fury, it's very nice. Just tell me when your using my stuff. I don't like my stuff being tinkered with. Remember what I did to Subject Smag yesterday?