The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Which subject stole my shoes!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi, Subject Max!
*Throws muffin at*

Which ones, Subject Toast?
*Throws muffin at*

 

[Baby Eater]

The skull crushing boots subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Um.....Oh yeah! You left them on the roof, Subject Toast!

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh yeah thanks subject Waffles!

*Climbs to the roof*
Here they are!*Crushes the ceiling with one step*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Places mattress under Subject Toast*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Breaks through the matress*Nice try subject Waffles

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ya ok, Subject Toast?

 

[Baby Eater]

I think my pelvis is where my sternum should be subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No prob, Subject Toast! Can you raise your hand?

 

[Baby Eater]

I can't find it subject Waffles! Oh here it is right next to me....

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Sews Subject Toast arm back on him*
*Raises Subject Toast arm*
*Spits on hand*
*Rubs hands together*
MIRACLE FIVE!!!
*High fives Subject Toast*
*Asylum starts to shake*
*Subject Toast is completely healed*

 

[Baby Eater]

That was very odd subject Waffles

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Your point, Subject Toast?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Wakes up missing doughnuts and has a mustache and glasses on my face*
*Looks into mirror*
...
SUBJECT SMAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
And SUBJECT FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

....Touche subject Waffles.....

When'd you grow a moustache subject BT?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bye, Subjects! Imma go watch Funny People!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ive had a mustache subject Toast! But it was....
it was defiled by subject Smag's horrible magic markersman skills!

Bye subject Waffles!

 

[Baby Eater]

I'll help subject BT! *Shave*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

NO! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL CHICK MAGNET OF A MUSTACHE!

Subject Toast, how could you!