The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, he gets a salary from the Asylum. Don't pay him please.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hm....Deal, Subject Max!
*Sticks hand out*

 

[TheStickman]

Do you know how often we get a new Subject, Subject Max? Not very damn often.

Things get destroyed almost every day, though.

I say I repair things and build things, and Waffles restores possessions.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sounds good, Subject Kci-
*Spontaneous combustion'd*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, well you carpenter cannon needs materials to work. What if you just restore normal damage like walls, windows, stairs, etc. While Subject Waffles, repairs rooms and possessions?

 

[TheStickman]

Why did Subject Waffles just spontaneously combust? *Is a pile of ash*

 

[TheStickman]

How about I use your bones in the new concrete foundation for the Asylum, Subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, don't make me deduct your pay for that! Why don't you want to have a partner for your job! Your not here all the time!

 

[TheStickman]

*Is mixing concrete* What's that, Subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, you pay will be deducted if you do that.*holding Subject Kcits next payment*

 

[TheStickman]

*Is already breaking off Subject Max's bones* What's that?

 

[Roxas1359]

*melt Subject Kcits next payment*
Your on your way to being fired!

 

[TheStickman]

*Whistles as he mixes bones into concrete* (Subject)

 

[Roxas1359]

"Vita-chamber Activated: Subject Kcits"
Subject kcits, I'll give you one more chance, or else!*goes in office to do paper work*

 

[TheStickman]

*Waves hand*
*Office is destroyed*
Notice I said the Asylum's getting a new foundation.
That's because there won't be anything here when I'm done.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject, Kcits, that's it.

Spoiler

Also, you no longer own the rights to the carpenter cannons.*takes all carpenter cannons*
You lost the rights to them now that you have been fired.

 

[TheStickman]

*Waves hand*
*Carpenter cannons explode*
Thing is, I believe I am the one that created them in the first place.
*Continues mixing concrete*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, yeah. But there was somethings I never told you about when you took the job. For one, when you joined the Asylum got the rights to them, and two you no longer have any ability to make improvements to the Asylum. Also, that paper work was for your payments so unfortunately you've got no job, no payment, and no cannon rights.

 

[TheStickman]

There's no cannons anyways, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, I can make more. Or the new worker can when I hire him/her. But until then I'm going to have to fix stuff, joy.
Now I know that your bitter, but I gave you chances.*pours mixture of concrete into wooden plank fence*