The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I don't use shield magic much. Redguards are also good with all types of weapons and armour, and are resistant to poison.

 

[Baby Eater]

Nords are resistant to ice and magic in general subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, oh yeah...well.....*pokes Subject Toast in the eye and flees while shouting this*
Nords suck, Redguards rule!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Shoots subject Max in the leg with an arrow paralysing him* Master of marksmanship >

 

[Roxas1359]

*shoots back using Bow of Shocks*
Not as effective but still damaging. I actually am a Journeyman in it now even though it's not my core skill. I don't know why, but it is funny to see how I live with 5 arrows in my chest and protruding from the other side.

 

[Baby Eater]

One time I ended up having arrows going all around my arm through my shield and one going straight through my palm subject Max. My shield was super attached!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, same for me.
I had one through my throat!

 

[Baby Eater]

That sounds painful subject Max .
I had two arrows enter the same part of my chest from opposite sides.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, that is what breaks the immersion in the game. Well that and if you ask someone who speaks aloud with a different voice something, they'll suddenly either have a Scottish accent, or the same voice as all the Imperial Guard clones.

 

[Baby Eater]

Yeah subject Max like if you ask a beggar about rumours they'll suddenly be posh and snobby.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, it is weird and I always joke about it and go; "Man these people are good. They'd be great ventriloquists!"

 

[Baby Eater]

Or a 1-(wo)man comedy show subject Max. Like that guy from Police Academy and Spaceballs who makes all the great sound effects

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, yep. I could make enough gold to buy a house.

 

[Baby Eater]

Take Prior Maribal's horse at Weyon Priory subject Max. They give it to you if you talk to a monk.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, to lazy. I want a good home so I'm possibly going to save up to buy the manor in Anvil.

 

[Baby Eater]

I have almost enough for that subject Max but GG was acting odd when I talked to him about so maybe I'll skip it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, you haven't done the quest that it is involved with yet? I don't blame Subject GG, that was rather disturbing in the end. I may have played the game long ago but I still remember it well.*shivers*

 

[Baby Eater]

The Bernillius Manor or something like that subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, yep.

 

[Baby Eater]

What's wrong with it subject Max?