The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Evenin' subjects~!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Vee. Subject BT is learning how painful our new security system can be.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi, Subject Vaude!
*Throws muffin*
*Eyes glow red*
*Catches muffin*
TACO LADY!
*Hugs*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Afternoon' subject Vaudess.

I guessed so subject Waffles.

Subject Gir! *Hands a box full of pizza*
Enjoy!

Hey subject Zim! Im your bestest friend, remember me?

*Jumps through window again*
Okay, stop that subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

*boot punts Subject BT through giant field-goal post*
Subject BT, you just need to stop purposely breaking things.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Opens box*
*Rolls around on pizza*
Hm....OH YES! Subject Slave! Long time no see!
*Gives Subject BT a 'Friendship Necklace'*
Wear this at all times, Subject Slave!

 

[Sassafrass]

Heyo, subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hi subject Sass!

You got it subject Zim!

Okay I will subject Max....
*Leans on stove*
*Everything around it falls over in ruins*
....
Okay, that was on accident.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Sass.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey subject Sas~ :3

Subject Gir! *Hugs* !!!
Subject Waffles, thanks! *Noms muffin*

New security system, subject Max?

Hey subject BT~

 

[Sassafrass]

How are all the subjects today? *Hugs*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hiya, Subject Sas! I'm good!
*Throws muffin at*
*Eyes glow red*
*Catches muffin*
Gir! Stop doing that!
*Stares at Subject Waffles with a blank look*
........Ok, you can still do it.

*Hangs on to Subject Vaude's leg*

*Press button*
*Electrocutes Subject Slave*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you already know.
Subject Vee, yes. Our new security system can't be killed because it involves the use of...cartoons!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wonderful, subject Sas~ *Hugs*

Fuck yeah, subject Max!

Why's that, subject Bryghtside?

!!! *Gives subject Gir a cookie*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Noms cookie like a squirrel*
(Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes subject Vaudess. Our new...painful....security system.
This is going to be hell for me.
You see, everything I touch breaks. Watch.
*Pokes subject Max*
*He collapses into a pile of bones*
See!?

Subject Gir, want a rubber piggy?
*Holds out rubber piggy*

Spoiler: Oh, you know subject Sass...

Here and there
Out and around
Round and about
hither and thither
back and forth
to and fro
up and down
in and out
over and under
hippity hoppity
round the corner
over the river and through the woods
lickety split
Clockin the Jizz
grindin the axe
up to no good
nippin the bud
-------
good and plenty
loligaggin around
makin the rounds
paintin the town red
packin a load
huggin a tree
skinnin the dog
skip to my loo
sowing my oats
-------
passin a stone
shootin the breeze
jumpin the fence
humpin the horse
dancin a jig
spinnin a yarn
sippin the cider
-------
flexin the pecks
broomin my doo
packin the peat
lickin the chicken
pinchin the pennies
dosey do

And all that.

 

[Roxas1359]

*bones reform and security system beats up Subject BT with an ACME anvil*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pounces rubber piggy*
(Subject]

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject SBS, don't fight those urges.

Subject BT... ... ... ... ... ... ...OK.

Indeed I do, subject Max.

And good to hear, subject Vee~

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ow god dammit subject Max!
*Falls back and lands on couch*
*Couch bursts into flames*
*Jumps up and accidentally breathes on TV*
*TV shatters into a million little pieces*
Oh god im horrible!

Subject Gir! Don't let me poke you!
And enjoy that rubber piggy.

Subject Sass, take off your top and get, killed by Greg Kinnear.