The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Do you work for the Catholic church, subject Waffles? XD

Hey, subject Max, have you seen mine?

 

[Lost In The Void]

*plays cheesy theme song music*

[Subjects]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*laughs* I think anyone would like it Little Sister... *hugs* What does my little sister want to do now? *Smiles*

Yes subjects, I am enjoying this very much. I love good little girls, they're so cute... It reminds me that people still have innocence... If good little girls didn't exist, I probably would have commited suicide by now... Not kidding.

Riiiigght subject Lambi. Sorry, well, I have good news for you, Isaac (Me) Just killed Sephiroth, so you won't have to deal with him... He was cryogenically frozen in a pod and Isaac broke the pod.

 

[RBMidknight]

*Receives royalty check from Subject Max's lawyers*

 

[Baby Eater]

Okay subject Max!

*Drives into the nunnery wall and kicks a nun*

 

[iNv.T]

D:
How'd that even happen!?
*sad face*
Jeez, i try and do something nice for one of the subjects and everyone else goes and ruins it... *takes out ASHPD and opens a portal to some place*
*walks through and closes the portal*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject RB, that's rather devious of you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject RB, why do I have this?
Subejct iN, we are very cautious because we have had to make many pages forbidden because thigns weren't taken to PMs and they all started like that.

 

[Lambi]

Aw, but Kefka would have loved to deal with momma's boy, subject Fury. XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can we look for angels~? I know where there's one! He's smiling!

Heh, I know what you mean in a way, subject Fury. My cousin Eve is just like that, but I worry that she's going to grow up badly and start wanting plastic surgery and stuff at a young age...it breaks my heart.

NUN-PUNCH! *Punches a nun* Hell yes, subject Toast! Look at our points go up!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject iN, thanks but no thanks. I'd rather not have VENN beat me into a pile of american mush. Nor do I want to explain why a thirteen-year-old girl has me pinned to a bed. -_-

 

[iNv.T]

*a portal opens beside subject Max and i stick my head through*
It was a bloody massage! Have you never had one before? They're supposed to be real intimate and soothing, but nooo...
Subject Smag, i didn't have you pinned!
*the portal closes and i disappear again*

 

[Baby Eater]

Look at the combo subject Vee! *Sets a nun on fire*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....Sometimes, Subject Vaude...XD

75% of the time, Subject Nv, massages lead to Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow. It's a proven fact.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject iN, then just say your giving a massage and not go through all of that. We are very cautious about that nowadays after the numerous incidents that occurred.*hits Subject iN on the head with rolled up news paper before portal closes*
Colorful bat swing!*swings bat at nuns*
Why are we doing this again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're gonna break the alltime high score~! *Stabs nun with ruler*
IRONY KILL!
W00t! Look at that, subject Toast! XD

I figured, subject Waffles. XD

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Max, Because one can always use a good bat. Now why you have that *particular* one I am not sure.

 

[iNv.T]

Subject Max, oh really? like when? what page(s)?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject RB, I asked for it remember. I like chameleon bats.
Subject iN, it's better not to mention them for they got really bad. It was why we banned relationships, cat girls, and intimate moments her because they weren't taken into PMs.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Laughs* Yes, we can look for angels Little sister. Do you know where to find them?