The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

...Yes, yes you may, subject Vee~ XD I'd be offended if you didn't~

Nope, subject Toast~ *Looks at subject Vee* ...Your nose could be widened a little bit...

 

[RBMidknight]

...It's okay. *Pats Subject iNv's head lightly with one hand*
*Realizes spatula is still in the other hand*
*Scowls at it then tosses spatula into pocket dimension*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Psh~ my diagnosis? He sucks, subject Toast! XD

Yay~! XD Thank you, subject Sas~!

D-Dr. Steinman...*Backs away from and covers nose*

 

[iNv.T]

*is tossed into the pocket dimension instead of the spatula*

(subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

Not at all, subject Vee~ I look forward to wearing ice cream~ XD

Hmm~ Your hips aren't perfect either~ *Raises hacksaw*

 

[Baby Eater]

Would you like a second opinion subject Vee? He is also ugly!XD

Ready subject RB?

 

[RBMidknight]

Ack!

*Dashes forward and grabs Subject iNv before she falls completely into pocket dimension*
*Pulls Subject iNv away from pocket dimension*
*Closes pocket dimension while still holding onto Subject iNv with one hand*
*Pocket dimension closes without incident*
*Looks at spatula on couch cushion*
*Sighs*

Oh well...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's all you'll be wearing. XD!!! Hehe~ Bring something to wipe your face though, subject Sas. XP

*Backs away from Steinman* Wh-What?!

But subject Toast~ *Laughs* Laughter really is the best medicine! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, you don't have the perfect chest. Implants would make that much better~ MICHAEL JACKSON?!?!

 

[Baby Eater]

True subject Vee but the healing is not as rewarding as the hurting! XD

I can just stuff my bra subject Steinman!WHO TOLD YOU!?

 

[iNv.T]

o.o
*grabs the spatula and throws it out the window*
How could you let that happen!?

 

[RBMidknight]

*Watches spatula sail out the window*
*Winces as something yowls outside the window*
*Mutters* 'Note to self...buy another spatula'
*Turns to Subject iNv, shrugs*

Not sure how that happened...

*Looks Subject iNv up and down*

You're okay though...right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh yeah, subject 'Venus'? XD!!! I shall bring along a napkin from Goat, subject Vee~ X3

And your thighs are terrible. IT'S ALL WRONG!!! Subject Toast, but I have donors... *Points to dead woman* YOUR PLASTICY FACE DID!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

Wanna see the armoury now subject RB?

Subject Steinman *Revs stolen Drill hand* CHA-MONG!

 

[iNv.T]

I think...
*checks self*
I'm pretty sure i'm fine, why? what else could have happened aside from me falling into total nothingness?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can't be a tease for once without being called that awful name?~ XD ...That's used, subject Sas. XD

G-Get away! *Backs against wall from Dr. Steinman*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Sorry, Vee~ It was just so like Venus~ XD ...He used it with me so it's fine, subject Vee. XD

YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG, SUBJECT VEE! YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE UGLY!!! *Sees subject Toast* *Shoots at subject Toast* SHA'MONE, MOTHER FUCKER, EEE-HEEE!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did create her~ *Grin* X3 Ah, I see, subject Sas~! XD

*Hides under table and loads machine gun*

 

[Baby Eater]

You're not getting the idea of undeadness are you subject Steinman?

 

[RBMidknight]

*Thinks for a minute*

Well...you could have gotten skewered by weaponry...or crushed by a brewer's barrel...there's a remote possibility of being eaten by a space dragon. He's tiny but foul tempered if you wake him up...

*Thinks some more*

There was this one time I tossed a guy in there for trying to hit on me...[small]among other things...[/small]. Then I didn't bother to look for him for two days. He survived but when he came out he only ever spoke backwards. It was really weird. His entire sentence structure, backwards. Sort of like Yoda only not full of awesomeness.

*Pauses*

And that totally was not my fault!

*Clears throat*

I think you can actually survive without any ill-effects for an indefinite period of time if you have the proper suit on. But...the suit's stored in the dimension so...its something you have to plan. I keep meaning to get around to duplicating it so there's more than one but...*shrugs* it's on my to-do list still.

*Looks serious-like*
*Waves hand at Subject iNv then indicates where the dimension opening was*

Generally...it's a bad idea to go diving face-first into the pocket dimension. It's wonderful storage. But dangerous territory.