The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Only trying it on, subject Ren~ X3

Problems arise that way, subject Sas~ XP
...*Takes beard off* I'll keep it though. :3

 

[Sassafrass]

...*Clips subject Smag's wings with Predator Drone* >

Subject Ren and Toast, it's not Franklin or Vince. MERDE!!! MERDE!!! Taste my milk pan! *CLANG!* ...That hurt. ><'

Shit fuck ass! X{P}
Not Franklin, no.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, it sounds like that fox is out of control.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh shit fuck ass tits! XD
*Bails out*
*Tumbles into Subject Sas*
Hai. :3
*Gets up and leaves*
Bye subjects, be back later*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vee what about your camera beard?

*Slaps subject Sas* What the fuck's wrong with you cussing so goddamn much?
I woulda preferred Franklin. X{P}

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[sub]YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOME DAMN RESPECT![/sub]
*Loud crash*
[sub]I BOUGHT YOU AND I CAN SELL YOU BACK!!![/sub]
*Loud crash*
*Peeks out of my room*
My computer is being a little ***** today, subjects.....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That's different, subject Toast! I have to wear that as a professional obligation! XD

 

[Ren3004]

Camera beard, subject Vee?
Hi, subject Waffy.

 

[Baby Eater]

I told you using your computer in the pool would mess it up subject Waffles!

Wouldn't that blow your cover considering your a girl subject Vee? XD
Useless fact courtesy of the TF2 wiki:Scout's right eye is at 1.337 on the y-axis while standing still.

 

[RBMidknight]

Good evening, Subjects. *Waves*

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subject RB.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Throws muffin at Subject Ren*

But how will I check my mail underwater, Subject Toast!?
*Throws muffin at*

Hiya, Subject RB!
*Throws muffin at*

 

[Sassafrass]

I 'unno, subject Toast! XD
MERDE!!! *CLANG!*

Indeed they do, subject Vee, indeed they do... XP
Oh, you will, will you? And how goes dumb A.I? X3

And sorry I vanished, I got good news.

 

[Baby Eater]

Fair enough subject Sas XP
*Kills fox*
What? Are you pregnant?

The aquarium subject Waffles! *Nom*

 

[Ren3004]

What were these news, subject Sas?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ooh! Do tell, Subject Sas!

....It's not the same, Subject Toast!

 

[Sassafrass]

Fuck yeah, subject Toast!
...You now have rabies.
Yes...it's yours, Toast.

I've got a friend coming down with me when I go house/dog-sitting, subjects Ren and Toast.
Another plus is that he can cook! ! Fuck yeah!

 

[Ren3004]

That's great, subject Sas.

Now, did you know that I had Subway's for lunch?

 

[RBMidknight]

*Catches muffin*
*Checks to make sure it's not paper or explosive*
*Nibbles on muffin*

Thanks Subject Waffles.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Giggles* X3
...It's murder, subject Sas. >< Well, I've just met up with the most annoying villain I've had the honor to see in a game, so it's almost time for me to finish. X3

They don't really pay attention to my face, subject Toast. XD!