The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Okay, not really into the whole bondage scene, probably because Venus left scars, I'm going to do what ever a manwhore does, Subjects. XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, well, that's the only demographic really, subject Smag. Just go to that desk and count fifties~ X3
Where did I leave scars, doll~? I normally manage to leave nothing~ XD

Hey subject LITV!

Not at all, subject Toast~ XD
Why thank you. *Throws cat at Toast* XP
Prove it! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pounce!*
You're welcome subject Vee *Catches cat* You have a cat? XD
Uhhh....gimme a minute to do something bad XD

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaude doesn't know about the Co-Ed demographic? Subject Vaude, our income precentage would tripple if we expanded into the college scene! You know how many girls need cats in there MySpace photos!? :O
Subject Venus, emotional scars. *Hides from Venus*
You'll never catch me damsil!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Smag...We have 60000 Old ladies a day come in to pet our cats. Can you work out how many pounds that is a day?! We don't need more demographics! We have enough to buy a solid gold telephone!
*Dons innocent look* I only wanted to play, Smag~ Why are you always so mean to me? And not in a nice way, either~

*Roll!*
...*Facepalms subject Toast* XD
Clock's a-tickin'. XD

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaude, I think you tacked on a few extra zeros...
*Lands behing Subject Venus quietly*
Gotcha. :3
*Sneak cuddle*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Double roll* Hah!
Obvious joke was obvious huh subject Vee? X3
Uhhh..*lightbulb!*
*Pulls subject Vee's pants down*

Heya subject Venus! *Poke*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, seriously! Look at the goddamn receipts! *Shows subject Smag the accounts book*
Hmph...*Doesn't react* Ya' put me in a bad mood, Smagikins~

*Rolls again* HAH!
Yes, subject Toast. XD
O/////O Do ya' mind?! XD
*Pokes back* Hey doll~

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaudess, they're all from the same six old ladies, you just make them pay a lot...

Venus, lemme make it up to you~
*Snuggles*
:3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Yes, so, subject Smag? XD Exploiting the elderly is fun!

Hmm? *Raises eyebrow*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Rolls yet again* Ha-HAH!
Couldn't resist subject Vee XD
No not really. XP

How are ya subject Venus?

 

[Baby Eater]

This double post is now DIAMONDS!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaude, if they found out the could actually buy two cats for the amount you make them pay we'd be out of buisness!

Subject Venus, whatever you like. X3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(Win double post is win XD)

*Rolls towards cliff* HAH!
I know, subject Toast, I know. XP
*Pulls pants up* Most uncool. XD

None too bad, Toasty-cakes~ I'm just stopping by~

Fuck that, subject Smag! Have you seen how much money we've got coming in! And there's a new bingo hall coming from across the street! We ain't going nowhere!

...*Evil grin*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaudess, think about how you're overworking the cats!

What's with the evil grin Venus? :3

 

[Baby Eater]

(I've been waiting to use it XD)

*Rolls off cliff*H-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Forgive me subject Vee? XD
I disagree entirely.I knew you wore thongs! XP

Not gonna stay subject Venus?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They aren't overworked, there are so many of them that they get a week off every other week and we're still raking in the moolah!

Oh, you'll see, Smagikins~ *Grins*

(You are a king among men.) XD
TOOOOOOOOOOOAST~! XD
Oh alright, subject Toast~ Just cause' it's you. XD
>////< That's it! Chains!

Might do, doll~ Gotta go for the grocery shop for the others~

 

[Smagmuck_]

What about PTDs, Subject Vaudess!? D:

Okay then, Venus.
*Snuggles*
:3

 

[iNv.T]

*walks out of her room*
Hello subje- *sees subjects Smag and Venus cuddling*
D:
*is sad*

 

[Baby Eater]

(But Smag's the only other guy here XD)
*Splat*....I'm okay! XD
Thankee subject Vee! XD
*Puppy eyes*

I didn't even know personas eat subject Venus.