The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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Me to subject Vee! We have so much in common!

Subject Toast, then get David Bowie out here! We'll sing the milkman song!
*Locks away subject Milkman in the bouncy padded cell so we don't hear from him*
 

Sassafrass

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Me, BT, Me!

Ah, that's OK, subject Sweetums. I'll just calling you Sweetums to you do.
..Ok with that, Sweetums~? XD
 

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Oh, Tasty Tasty.
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OK THEN!!! DIIIIEEEE SUBJECT M2!!!! *Chainsaw revs.* *Blood splatters everywhere* Huff... Huff... NO ONE! TOUCHES MY ROOM!!! *Goes into room and slams the door.*
 

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Subject Toast, got the 2 by 4's?

Yay, subject Sweetums~ ...Is it just me or is that really sinister in caps?
 

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Subject BT, I don't actually know any Bowie songs.
Subject Vee might do though, if my stalker mind serves me correctly...
 

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*Tries it*...It really is, subject Sas. o.o

I might do, subject Toast~

...Your stalker mind does serve you right, subject Sas. XD
 

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Subject Vee, a riddle for Thee.

A man reaches old age and has three sons. They're all there at his deathbed. Death shows up. The first son, a lawyer, persuades Death into giving their father 3 more years. 3 years pass, and Death comes back again. The second son, a doctor, pleaded to Death to give their father 3 more days. Death agrees. 3 days later, Death shows up again. The third son, a Priest, persuaded Death to let their father live until the wick of the candle on the windowsill burns out. Death agreed. As soon as Death left, the third son went over to the candle and put it out. Why?
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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*Slaps subject Sass with one of his albums*
LISTEN NOW!

Okay subject Vee....
*Takes out magic whistle*
*Blows on it*
*Nothing is heard*
....
*Subject Soprano walks out*

*I shove a CD in his mouth*
*It starts playing*
You start.
 

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...Yeah, I'm not gonna try that again, subject SWEETUMS!!!
And yay, I can remember the content of your first ever post! :D