The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaude, retirment home. The nurse just got kinda tired of him looking up their skirts. XP

<color=darkgrey>They were asking for it!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, I made it not mandatory to be in the military but my income tax went up. That's what I'm trying to lower, my income tax rate.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh, then cut it from weapons development, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, tried that once, but it wasn't the best result. Plus the issues I've gotten lately aren't the best. I decided to have government sponsor the Fire Department because the other option was to have the people who's house and or loved ones burned up pay them.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yeesh, sounds bad subject Max. My last issues consisted of weather or not I should ban the last Harry Potter book or not, and should I let people protest cars. I ended up having to pick the only sensible one because 1 of them said we should ban cars completly, not gonna happen, and the other guy wanted cash from the government for nothing, it even said "We need money for... uh... we just need money" So I had to pick the choice where I banned such protests. Seriously, they should have had another choice, not the best options for me to pick.,

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, I agree.
Subjects, I'm going to bed now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Night subject Max.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects, speaking about NationsStates, apparently I have citizens named [Insert Name Here], Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, [expletive deleted], and Five-Oh-Three McGoohan.

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkgrey>Eh, where's that nurse I've been hearing about? Hmm?
*Shakes cane a Subject Fury*
Where's the nurse boy?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Is suddenly wearing a doctor's uniform.* I'm not sure sir. I haven't seen subject Nurse Vee anywhere today.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You rang, subjects?~

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi subject Vee! Eleanor responded to Vanessa.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thanks, subject Fury~

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No problem subject Vee :3

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkgrey>Eh, what do you know?
*Turns around and jabs cane into Subject BTs chest*
Outta my way sonny! My stories are on...
*Sits in E-Z-Chair and watches All My Children*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Is hit in the chest with a cane*
...
No...
There can't be another old person here! Ill kill you subject Gray!
*Grabs cane*
*Starts shaking cane at him*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Sits in room and enjoys youth* :3 (Subject)

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkgrey>What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my arthritis!
(subject)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You called for me, subject? *Pats subject Lester*

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkgrey>Where's my Viagra Nurse!? I can't be chasing young girls around when my taliwacker's looser the Elanor Rosevelts meat doors!
(subject)
I'm going to have so much fun with this.