The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*special orders four of everything on and off the menu*
Subject Max, it's okay, Subject Toast is buying...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I don't care subject Toast, IHOP is better. Now order something, as much as you want, it's on me!

 

[Baby Eater]

Fuck no I'm not subject Venn!

*Orders everything from everywhere that ever was and ever will be.Also a salad.*
What!? No Dr.Pepper!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Gives subject Toast my emergency Dr. Pepper can.* I always carry one around subject Toast. And it's Ice cold. *Orders 3 side orders of bacon and 2 side orders of sausage.*

 

[Roxas1359]

*slaps Subject Fury*
Lies! Squishy lies!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Eats the entire can and holds subject Fury to the wall* More nectar meat puppet!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Gives subject Toast 5 more cans of ice cold Dr. Pepper* Thar ya go.

Damnit... I have to go subjects, if subject Vee, comes on, don't tell her, I wanna tell her.

*Hands subject Toast a 1000 dollar bill.* That should cover it.

 

[Baby Eater]

Bye subject Fury.

So...wanna dine an' dash subjects?

 

[Roxas1359]

Bye Subject Fury.
*is already gone*

 

[DJude]

*calls from the asylum*
Subject Toast, i just accidentally replaced your room with a swimming pool of Dr. Pepper...

...
Damn you Smag! Where are you!?

 

[TheStickman]

*Takes a can of Dr Pepper from Subject Toast* Bye, Subject Fury.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn:

A. You'll have to tell Vaude (My roommate)

B.Awesome!

*Is suddenly there*

 

[TheStickman]

*Is also suddenly in Subject Toast's room*
Nice.
*Swims through, infecting the Dr Pepper with Crunk Juice*
Oh, hell no.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, night.

 

[DJude]

Hah, i lied, it's actually Dr. Pepper flavored Nitro Glycerin...
*cannonballs into the pool*
*the nitro explodes the asylum*
*VCA - whoever was in the asylum at the time*

See ya Subject Max

 

[Baby Eater]

*Does things so horrible to subject Jon I'd get insta-banned for saying them*

 

[TheStickman]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice joke, Subject Venn.

 

[DJude]

*drinks a glass of Dr. Pepper Nitro*
*explodes*
*VCA - Subject Me*
Thanks Subject Kcits, i try...

 

[Baby Eater]

Still have to explain it to Vaude subject Venn.

That's why I prefer staying as a zombie subject PR.