The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects that are here now, Hooray for my birthday!

 

[Baby Eater]

Congrats subject BT!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, my time says that you've got another 40 minutes left!
Subjects, it's scary! I've found the parallel universe of the Asylum!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Max, I use EST. So right now it's 2:22 AM.

Thanks subject Toast!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, well when it's time I'll wish you a happy B-day. Then go and blow something up for my profile's anniversary.

 

[Baby Eater]

Hmm, subject Max?

*Throws cake at subject BT FROM THE PAST*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

From the past subject Toast!? 0[sub]O[/sub]0

Subject Max, happy Profile Anniversary!

 

[Baby Eater]

It's 11:30 here subject future BT

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, they are exactly as insane as we are. Only they have a Space Fortress as there home and don't use Vita-Chambers to come back. I'm talking with there leader now...wish me luck for some good peaceful negotiations.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Impossible subject Toast!
How?
Do you have a time machine?

 

[Baby Eater]

Or we can kill them subject Max.

What? No, subject BT!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, no we won't be killing them. They have Sevre on their side.
Subject BT, I'm on the same time as Subject Toast!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Admit it subject Max and Toast! You have a time machine and you never told me!

 

[Baby Eater]

I say we kill them subject Max.
My time machine's at the cleaner's.

*Wearing a pharo's crown* What, subject BT?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, well I do have one but I broke it because you kept going back in time and making Subject E a monkey pr your slave.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You can all go fuck yourselves with a monkey!

...
When'd I do that subject Max?

Subject Toast, mind going back in time and bringing me King Khufu's pyramid?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, about a month ago. But the time machine is gone.

 

[Baby Eater]

I've been wondering what happened to subject E..

For a kidney subject BT.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subejct BT, now I'll wish you a happy birthday.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast, *Rips out my own kidney*
Here you go.

Thanks subject Max!

God damn I fucking hate this day!