The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Shopping, subjects!? *perks up*

Wooo! I can get me some new shoes!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...-_-''
*Tears dress off and burns it* What a waste...Oh well. *Folds arms and chuckles* No harm.

Coming, subject Waffles! *Jumps in*

Good, didn't wanna have to slap you upside the head, subject Sas. XP

 

[Sassafrass]

...You would have done so, subject Vee? XP

Shoes, subject Ren? XP

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh yah, subject Sas. XP

 

[Sassafrass]

...I see, subject Vee~ XP

And be back shortly, gotta let the mutts out. XP

 

[DJude]

*finishes burning his dress*
*makes smores with the flames*

Are we gonna leave soon subjects?
*waves the shotgun to the others from the fire*
*it goes off and shoots Waffles in the shin*
Whoops...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Okay, subject Venn! What gives?! XD I don't even have any style!

Mwahaha, subject Sas~ X3

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, yes. Can't a guy get himself some nice shoes?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
*Breathes through teeth*
AAH!
(Subject)

 

[DJude]

Gah!
*backs away from Vaude*
*backs into the flames and doesn't notice*
What!? Why are you yelling? *sniff* ...and whats that smell? *sniff, sniff* it smells like, burning cinnamon...

Subject Waffles, hah

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah! O_O Subject Venn! *Pushes out of fire and fans flames away*
...
Though you do smell like burning cinnamon. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shoots Subject Venn in the shin*
And eye for an eye.

 

[Sassafrass]

No, he cannot, subject Ren! ...Actually, it depends. What type of shoes?

...*Cowers from subject Vee* XP

 

[DJude]

*is pushed out of the fire and off a nearby cliff* O_O
HOLY SHIIIII- *an enormous explosion comes from the bottom of the cliff*
...
*appears behind Vaude*
Now why'd you go do that subject!?
...
and yes, i smell and taste like cinnamon... *nibbles his hand*
Wanna taste? *offers hand to Vaude*


*is shot in the shin*
...
...
...
*notices*
...
...
Oh my god! O_O
*bandages his shin*
Dammit, my pants got all bloody D:

 

[Ren3004]

MANLY SHOES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!, subject Sas.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh don't be silly, subject Sas~ X3

I didn't mean to, subject Venn! D: You were in the fire!
...
*Nibbles hand slightly* Hot damn, cinnamon!

 

[Sassafrass]

ARE THEY AS MANLY AS FLOWER-ARRANGING, SUBJECT REN?!

...Oh OK then, subject Vee~ X3 *Stops cowering*

*Pours salt in to any wounds any subjects have out of boredom*

 

[DJude]

Told you... *goes back to nibbling his hand*
Also, where'd your dress go subject? *tilts head*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

How'd that happen, subject Venn?~ And can I have another bite?
Eh. *Shrugs* It's not important.

Silly, subject Sas~ X3

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh shush, subject Vee~ X3