Subject Toast, Ah, well that wasn't in the entry form and I've had it since I started...
There's a (usually) tiny space dragon [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.178418.7284982] in the pocket dimension. Deal was if he wakes up I have to feed him. Luckily for me he's okay with wine, instead of live sacrifices or cows, as long as its accompanied by a good book.
*Waves at Subject Max*