The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I have to get up at five AM tomorrow. Could one of you tell Subject VENN to drop whatever he needs into my inbox?

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Max, Well I needed something to balance out the rum...

 

[Baby Eater]

Thanks subject RB!
*Om nom* Mmmmm,sanvich good!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject RB, try some water. That way you won't get drunk.
Subject Smag, okay.

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Max Hrmm...
*Goes into kitchen*
*Comes back with glass of water*
*Eats sandwich*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Talks to subject Sanvich* You are loose cannon Sanvich but a damn fine cop!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, are you talking to your food again?

 

[Baby Eater]

You're interupting my conversation subject Max!

Vat's zat Sanvich?
"Kill them all"?
Good idea!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, is the sanvich answering back?

 

[Baby Eater]

Sanvich says you are very rude subject Max!

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Toast, The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Sanvich Square will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I see.*takes sandvich and eats him*
Disrespectful food will be eaten!

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm telling you he can subject gLaDoS!

*Sanvich bursts out of subject Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, all the sandvich needed to do is go through the bones.

 

[Baby Eater]

He did just that subject Max

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, well ask yourself this! Who is in control, you or the sandvich?

 

[RBMidknight]

*Wanders away from other Subjects*
*Takes meal to room to finish*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject RB, and where do you think you're going?

 

[Baby Eater]

We are partners subject Max!

 

[Baby Eater]

///Fix