The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Subject Sassidoll! What did I tell you about hiding in my bunkers? XD ...Ooh scones!

*Throws subject Lambi into bunker* GO MAN, GO! XD
...I see what you did thar~ XD

 

[Sassafrass]

You did say any time, subject Vaudidoll~ *Passes Scone* XD

 

[Lambi]

...So, subject Sas? Going to do something about it? XD
But of course

I'M ALREADY IN THERE, WOMAN! XD
Indeed you did, subject Vaude. X3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sighs*~ True, subject Sassidoll~ *Takes scone* X3

GOOD! YOU MUST BE SAFE. IT IS MY QUEST, SUBJECT LAMBI! XD
Can't pull a fast one on me. XP

 

[Sassafrass]

It depends, subject Lambi~ Is it stuck like that? XD
Yay for random fun with some complete nut-cases!

 

[Sassafrass]

I thought so, subject Vaudidoll~ Problem with that~? *Sips Ribena*
And how goes the domination of some unfortunate Splicers? X3

 

[Lambi]

For now, it seems so, subject Sas. XD
Yay indeed

Well...thank you, subject Vaude. X3
Maybe not a fast one, but I could pull a qui- *Slaps self* No innuendos...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm~ Maybe jiggling it a bit would help, subject Lambi? XD
Woohoo! *Sets fire to the staff*

 

[Lambi]

It's not a joystick, subject Sas! XD
Wooooooo! *Explodes the water tank*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good, subject Lambi...good. XD
...Aw. XD

...No. Not if you give me some of your Ribena, subject Sas. X3
It goes very good~ Listening to classical music angrys up the blood. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Lambi, it brings joy to many though~ *Winks* XD
MADNESS!!! ! *Explodes own cell* ...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy!

..Fair is fair, subject Vaudidoll~ X3 *Passes Ribena*
Ah, good good~
[sup]And small question, due to bad net, did I answer all PMs? XP[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...Okay, subject Vaude. X3
...Now now, at least. X3

...Damn it, got me there, subject Sas. XD
MADNESS?!
THIS! IS! THE ASYLUM! *Kicks subject Sas into a pit with goatee thugs, armed with crowbars and steel bats* X3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Aw, thank ya', subject Sas~ *Takes Ribena*
Hehe~ X3
[sub]Yep, I got em' all! :3[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Pokes subject Lambi evilly* X3
Oh I see~ *Winks* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

No problem, subject Vee~ X3
How many have you murdered thus far?
[sup]Good~ :3[/sup]

I thought I would do, subject Lambi~ XD
*Kills all Goatee thugs with the bones of the already dead, climbs out* YOU BETRAYED THE LAWL!!!! *Guy in another cell* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARW!!! XD [sup]Damn, I wish I could link you videos now. [/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So nice, subject Sas~ X3
...1337. XD I've killed that many all in all.

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it is, subject Vee~ :3
...That's a weird coincidence~ XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was talking about you, silly~ X3
Yes, I am that good subject Sas~ XD Though 1357 now.

 

[Sassafrass]

...You were? *Blushes* :3
Extremely good, subject Vee. And you've killed twenty in 8 minutes? o.o Kinda glad I didn't play against you now, you'd have destroyed me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, of course, subject Sas~ X3
Hehe~ Aw shucks~ They don't call it Survival of the Fittest for nothing though~ XD ...Plus it may have been my favourite map and I got the Big Daddy suit twice. XD