The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, we don't have enough paint to paint it purple.
Subject Kcits, he's not programed into it so.*kills Jack*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pokes subject Jack* Huh, you're taller than I imagined.

 

[TheStickman]

*Presses a button*
*Jack's VitaChmaber is crushed*
*Shoots Jack in the face, killing him*

Alright then, Subject Max.

 

[Baby Eater]

Two reasons subject Fury:

A. The three most Bioshock addicted subjects are gone.

B. Jack is the most boring character ever.

C. I like unicorns.

Exactly subject Kcits.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Jack can't smile, as he has no face now*

HI SUBJECT VEE!!! *Tackle hug*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU TAKE THE SECOND ONE BACK SUBJECT TOAST! Jack can shoot Lightning from his geneticaly altered hands. LIGHTNING!!!

 

[TheStickman]

*Drops a steamroller on Subject Jack*
NO!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, yeah he has that. But he doesn't have a drill like Delta.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Dangit subject Kcits... And we have no Vita-Chamber now...
*Jack's soul goes to Heaven.*
Rest In Peace, Jack.

I know subject Max. But I haven't played Bioshock 2 yet. I just got it like yesterday.

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes subject Fury and so can everyone else with access to a needle.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, Jack was a boring character anyway.
Subject Toast, don't forget an addictive personality.*refers to all the times you'd pick up alcohol and cigarettes in Bioshock 1 and 2*

 

[TheStickman]

So I guess we're not playing Monopoly? (Subject)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Whatever, subject Max...
*Tenenbaum shows up*
Hello Com- *Takes a shotgun blast to the face*

*Is holding a shotgun* I never liked her...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And subject Toast, that's not true. Two of the three Bioshock addicted Subjects are missing, subject Vee is still here.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, no! She was good. Why do you like the characters that no one else really likes but then you kill the ones that everyone likes. And you just killed her in front of Subject Vee who is a Little Sister!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

XD Glad to know I'm recognized as that, subjects.
*Hugs subject Fury*
*Realizes he shot Tenenbaum*
...
*Goes to get GG*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Max, relax, unlike Jack, she was programmed into the Vita-Chamber.
*Slaps subject Fury* No...
See?

Btw *Hits subject Max with a mind control plasmid* Would you kindly be quiet, now?

And I'm entitled to my opinion's subject Max.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Fury she ninja'd me.

Milkman set the board on fire subject Charles.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, she wasn't! I program them into them.
Also, no that doesn't work on me.*murders Subject Fury brutally*
Lastly, you are entitled to them, but you forgot that Subject Vee is a Little Sister and kill her in front of her is messed up.*hides from imminent Subject GG Big Daddy rage*

 

[TheStickman]

Oh, alright then, Subject Toast. Tell him that we'll meet again. *Jumps out the window*
*Screams are heard*