The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, subject Toast~ X3 You aren't gonna go all mushy on me, are ya'?~ X3
You always say that! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Maybe a little subject Vee.X3
Because you never seem to take my sagely advice! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

But that's because your advice is normally useless, subject Toast! *Raises inflatable mallet and beats Toast with it* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ha! You did it, subject Sas. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Demon kids come out of a pentagram on the floor*
*Stands in front of them*
*Shoots a flare gun into the air*
*Demon kids whimper*
*Keyboard rises up*
*Makes face*
*Plays intro to Dirty Harry by Gorillaz*

Spoiler: *Kids and Captain sing*

need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

*Comes out of ground*

Spoiler: *Raps*

In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weaken
With anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like Nimoy

I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask why or wonder
Orders given to me is:
strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes on constant alert
from the constant hurt that seems limitless with no dropping pressure

Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'til they see your break
You can't conceal the hate
That consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu

Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days visit
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
mine's from a canteen

At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life,
it seems to get cheaper
out in the desert
with my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

*Demon kids go back in pentagram*
*High fives Captain*
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Fuck no.
FUCK WHAT!?
FUCK YOU!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Holy fucking shit, that was awesome, subjects!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Subjects Waffles and Captain bows*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Applauds subjects* Any rehearsal for that, or...?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Vaude, me and Captain watched the Dirty Harry video until we knew what happened every seconds.
THEN WE BEGGED LUCI TO BORROW SOME OF HIS DEMONS!
And then rest was history. One take.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, good morning, afternoon, night.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hiya, Subject Max!
*Shoots muffin into eye socket*
HEYO, SUBJECT MAX!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, hello.*noms*
Hello Subject Captain.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wuzzup witcha, Subject Bag O' Bones?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nice, subjects!

Hey subject Maxi!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, I'm feeling sick and have a really sore throat and my mom is yelling at me to do a bunch of chores.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Subject Waffles and Captain bow again*

So...The normal teen life, Subject Max?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not tell her that you're feeling sick, subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, somewhat.

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey subjects.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey subject Toast! *Pounce*