The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

It's actually really easy if you're good with Herme's boots subject Max.

Prove it subject Vee! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Toast, I thank you for one of the best mental images ever that involves a cougar in a top hat going "Excuse me sir, may I enquire as to what the time may be? RARW! *CHOMP* Mmm, lovely~" XD
...It's mine now! *Hides in hat, scuttles away* XD

...I think I broke my face, subject Vee... ><'
Why shush,Vaudidoll~? XD!
Yeah, I have the strongest stomach in the family it seems~ XD Oh, ZING~! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, then why haven't you beaten it yet?

 

[Baby Eater]

Because I'm talking to you subject Max.
....XD!!
Get back here subject Sas! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, well finish it then! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know, subject Max. Hold me. XD

How, subject Toast?! XD

*Hugs subject Sas and takes to medical pavilion* D:
Because~ *Puts finger to lips* XD!
I think that title either belongs to me or my Dad, though I think I beat the Old man when I saw Human Centipede, *Holds up trophy in triumph* XD! And I've been practising~ XP

 

[Baby Eater]

Y-you want me to leave subject Max? *Sniffle*

Exactly subject Vee! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...It gets better if you imagine the cougar with a posh English accent, subject Toast!
No~! Wakwakwakwakwakwakwak~ XD *Scurries under bed*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Hugs subject Vee* Owie~~~ ><'
...*Gently nibbles your finger* XD!
My family are pretty wussy. I think I was the only one that could watch an elephant dissection. XD It's noticeable~

 

[Baby Eater]

And a monocle subject Sas XD
*Pokes under the bed with a broom* XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I want you to beat that game and have it fill your mind with more murder! Then you'll be set for RDR. XD
Subject Vee, you poor poor lassie.*holds Subject Vee*
We need to get you to Southern Cali fast for some authentic Mexican food. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max well I can't play PS3 and go on the internet at the same time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Damn, how did I not do that first time? XD
Go 'way, subject Toast, wakwakwakwakwakwakwak~ XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sobs*Help me, subject Max! XD

I'll fix you up, subject Sassy~ ><
Oi~~~ XD!
...Huh, I know what you do in your spare time now. XD Thank you sensei~ X3

You're so mean, subject Toast! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Sleepyness subject Sas? XP
I will not you weird crab duck Pac-man thingy! XD

I know subject Vee! XP

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks, subject Vee~ ><
Yes~? *Nibbles gently* XD!
...You think I have spare time that isn't here? XD Not at all, Padawan~ *Throws beard over shoulder, gets it caught in speeding truck* Oh, fu- *Yanked away* XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, this is why you must save up and buy a laptop!
Subejct Vee, here.*gives Subejct Vee some Carne Asada and a Chimichanga*

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm hoping to get one around Christmas time subject Max.

 

[Sassafrass]

Probably, subject Toast. XP
...I now want to see a crab-duck Pac-man! Wakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwak~ XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, any idea what type?