I might be old subject Sass, but I can still whip your ass!
....
In Halo! XD
Alright subject Bro and Sis, I think im gonna tell the story about...SPOONS!
Back when I was a lad, we didn't have no talking pictures of french fried potatoes. Instead, we had to plow the fields with our spoons! Which we called Metal food picker uppers back in the day. Which reminds me of a story of a phonograph I once had! Now remember the spoons cause their very important. See I went to my friend Charlie's house back in 1906 When I was looking for a sofa-
Something wrong, subject Peppy~? X3
I've only been there 10 minutes and I've already blown away 5 RadRoaches. XD
[sup]Also, may stick to one or two PMs for now. :3[/sup]
God dammit subject Children! Shut your god damn mouth before I take you out and give you a right good one with my belt!
Anyway, so this was about the time when Darth Vader came in to kill the baby seal that I rescued from Jupiter. But before I made it to the pantheon, he-
*45 hours later*
And that's how the baby seal made a friend...
and took off and had kids with the one true love I had in my life! THE GOD DAMN SEAL!
You know what else subject Sass? I could also kick your ass in MW2! You none prune skin young person! XD
Amazing a'int it subject Bro?
NOW GO GET GRANDPA HIS DAMN MEDICATION!
Wha-
What do mean what happened next subject Sis?!
I killed the baby seal, that's what happened next! Gouged both of his eyes out. Then I killed my one true love! With a fork!
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