The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

Oracle: He didn't. Some guy named 'Wayfuls N. Bakon' let him in.

*Panda cub steals Subject Ren's shoe*

 

[Ren3004]

What part of takedown, do you not understand? *leaves panda cub hanging from the ceiling*

That's better, subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What a second, subject Oracle, Wafles'n'bakon?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Bites through ropes*
*Gnaws on Subject Ren's head*

Oracle: Something like that, Subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

God dammit...

Do you know where this, "Wafles'n'Bakon" is subject Oracle?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oracle: Turn left into a hallway, fifth cell on the right, Subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Alright subject Oracle.
*Goes to the hall way*
*Goes to the fifth cell on the right*
*Kicks the door open holding a shotgun*
BOOM TIME MOTHA FUCKA!

 

[Ren3004]

*Batman dies*
End of story, subjects.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shoves muffin down Subject BT's throat*
Hello....
*Muffin explodes*

 

[Ren3004]

BAM! Blasted his thyroid cartilage right open, subject Waffles!

 

[Sassafrass]

...Wow, another Batman RP, subjects?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I try, Subject Ren.

I guess, Subject Sas.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Evenin' subjects~

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VCA - Subject BT"
Subject Sass!

*Goes for a pounce hug*
He's going for the pounce hug.
Going...
Going...
AND BAM! HE HIT HIM! That looked pretty good! Let's see what the Judges say.

Subject Vee,
Waffles,
Ren,
your scores?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Heyo, Subject Vaude!
*Shoots muffin at*

*Russian accent*
7. 2, Subject BT.

 

[Sassafrass]

Coolio, subject Waffles.

Hey, subject Vee~ *Hugs*

*Pounced hugged by subject BT* Hi, yourself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

About 8.5, subject BT! *Raises score board*

*Dodges muffin Matrix style and grabs it* Thank ya, subject Waffles!~

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah, I know, Subject Sas.

No problemo, Subject Vaude.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, Batman is awesome, subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No shit, Subject Sas.