The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

*Kicks subject Waffles* Man up.
I know!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Fuck yeah, Subject Ren!

Can't you see I'm in horrible, horrible pain, Subject Kcits!?

You must of never stepped on a lego, Subject Toast! It hurts like all fuckin' hell!

 

[TheStickman]

Can't you see this thing is fragile, Subject Waffles?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh my bad, Subject Kcits.
*Carefully rolls around in pain*

 

[TheStickman]

Okay, thank you, Subject Waffles. *Continues building*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No problem, Subject Kcits.

And now for something completely different, subjects....

 

[Ren3004]

*amputates subject Waffles's foot*

 

[Baby Eater]

Nope subject Waffles I'm smart *Has my towel wrapped around my feet* Don't forget your towel.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Huh.....That didn't hurt, Subject Ren.

Lucky, Subject Toast....

 

[TheStickman]

Subjects, would you say I'm crazy for cooking a pizza with a tad more than an inch of cheese on it?

 

[Baby Eater]

You'd make a terrible hitchhiker subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No, Subject Kcits. I would say you're crazy for being in a mental asylum.

I know, Subject Toast.....I know....

 

[TheStickman]

True, Subject Waffles. You can never have enough cheese.
Or hot sauce, for that matter.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles, I'm in an asylum and I'm not crazy! I just come here for the food.

 

[Baby Eater]

That sounds delicious subject Kcits @_@

Aww cheer up subject Waffles. Wanna Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

So I'm not crazy for putting hot sauce on my pizza, Subject Kcits!

Sure ya aren't, Subject Ren.

Sure, Subject Toast!

 

[TheStickman]

It's going to be a ***** to cut, though, Subject Toast. -_-'

Of course not, Subject Waffles.

 

[Ren3004]

I just like people to remember, subject Waffles... for instance, Jimmy kept saying I was crazy, and it got to my nerves... so one day I cut off his legs and opened the lion's den.

 

[TheStickman]

This pizza is...

[HEADING=1]DELICIOUS.[/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Phew....Cause I thought I was, Subject Kcits.

.....Ok then, Subject Ren...