The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

...Well, that's not good, subject Ren. *Carefully picks up your brain*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects, look! The egg is hatching! *cracks begin appearing in egg*

 

[Ren3004]

*drools*

(subject)

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, contain yourself.
Subject Mudkip, you better be paying child support.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I kinda have to raise it, because the mother ran off.

*egg continues to hatch; a gold arm sticks out*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject *keeps drooling*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're rocking them too fast, subject Max! *Takes one and rocks gently in free arm* XD

What do you think it'll be, subject M2?!

[sub] I return subjects! And my face is on fire! [/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, then she better be paying child support!
Subject Ren, if you're hungry we have some ostrich eggs in the fridge.

 

[Sassafrass]

...*Reinserts subject Ren's brain* Better? Or worse?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vee....I hope it's not what I think it is, because if it is, and I have to deal with the mother....

*another golden arm sticks out*

 

[Roxas1359]

*one inside Subject Vee's arms takes her wallet*
Subject Vee, that one just took your wallet. Plus I have to babysit my baby cousins and my sister's friends babies all the time. I know what I'm doing. XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, THANK YOU! *cleans drool*

Subject Vee, why is your face on fire?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh me too, subject Max~! XD
And I like this one!~ *Pats it's head and takes the wallet back* Don't try to pull a fast one on me, kid~ XD

...Dare I ask...what it's mother is, subject M2?

 

[Sassafrass]

No problem, subject Ren. *Sews top of head back on*

Hey again, subject Vee. *Hugs*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects....I have a very bad feeling about meeting this one's mother....


*egg bursts in a flash, leaving behind only a...........*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject M2, the anticipation is killing me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because, my mother bought me some very posh facewash/ exfoliator that's apparently good for pores and makes the skin softer. Little did I know that the stuff apparently doubles as FREAKING ACID. >< The stuff burns, subject Ren!

...*Watches the egg*

*Hugs subject Sas* Hey~ :3

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, you deal with it. Me and Subject Vee are trying to deal with the Game Freak Employees.*sitting down and telling them a happy story*
Subejct Vee, any luck yet? XD
Also my mother bought me that same exact crap! She didn't believe me until one day she used it herself and then it burned her.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll take some of that face-wash, subject Vee. I have a horrible spot on my cheek that I cannot get rid off... ><'

 

[Ren3004]

Ouch, subject Vee! Did it disfigure your beautiful face? It's good I don't care much about pores and such. Have you tried washing it away?