The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

You mean Max, subject Waffles?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah, Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

He was a little bit, true, subject Waffles. But the post he was responding to, this one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.149145.3480729], is worse in my eyes.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Sigh*
And that's why I stay away from Off Topic, Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

It's not always like that, subject Waffles. Incidents like that always get more known, though.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Hits Escapist with a newspaper*
BAD WEBSITE!

Any subject still alive?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Crawls in covered in blood* Barely, subject Waffles, barely...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It's going to be ok, Subject Sas....Bye!
*Disappears*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ta muchly, subject Waffles. *Pulls self to aid station, begins to heal*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, that station is turned off.

 

[Sassafrass]

...*Sighs* Is there an active one nearby, subject Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, subject Sas, you could just shoot yourself and respawn at a VC...

 

[Sassafrass]

...True but that's a waste of a bullet, subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

*strangles subject Sas*

 

[Sassafrass]

*VC BLAH* ...Thanks, subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

You're welcome, subject. So, what's up?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not much, subject Ren, not much. Just gaming for now. What about you?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm with my Neuroanatomy book in my lap pretending to study, subject Sas.

 

[Ren3004]

Nom nom.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, so basically relaxing then, subject Ren?