The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

Um....
*Checks Asylum RP files*
Let's see....we Starfox, went to an Island and the moon......I GOT IT! SUBJECT REN! WE ARE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD TO MAKE AN ASYLUM SHOW!!!

 

[Ren3004]

*gives subject Sas a magic pill*

Subject Waffles, brilliant!
*buys tickets for the subjects and the sitcom audience*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Takes pill*

*Takes ticket and packs for the trip* (Subjects)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I KNOW, SUBJECT REN!
____Several Hours Later_____
*Asylum looks similar to Howl's moving castle*

 

[Ren3004]

*alarm sounds* What the- *looks out of the window*

*presses intercom button* Ladies and gentlemen, we are being chased by fighter jets, please remain calm. All subjects to their battle stations.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I planned for this.
*Cracks fingers*
*Starts pressing buttons*
*Missiles blast down jets*
(Subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

*Sighs wearily* Again, subject Ren? *Gets up and takes position on AA gun*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles! There's still more fighters!

*grabs AA nuke gatling gun*

DIE, M************!!!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

On it, Subject Ren!
*Presses more buttons*
*Most of the jets are destroyed*

 

[Ren3004]

*shoots down a few more jets*

SUBJECTS, INCOMING!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Busy firing with toes, reading a paper*
Is this gonna get difficult subjects or can I do handstands now?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas... *points at giant Asylum-sized dragon coming towards us*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ah. This might be a problem, subject Ren.
QUICK!!! Pass me my grey robes, white beard, staff and sword!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

SON OF A FEMALE DOG!!!
*Coverts all missiles to dragon*
(Subject)

 

[Ren3004]

*gives subject Sas what he asked for*

*shoots the dragon with nukes*

 

[Sassafrass]

Thank you, subject Ren. *Dons outfit and jumps out of Asylum onto dragon*

YOOOOOOOOOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!
[sup]Always wanted to do that. X3[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*subject Sas is hit by a nuke* DAMN!

 

[Sassafrass]

*VC BLAH* ...Ouch. *Subject*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hope ya fun, Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

I did have, subject Waffles, yes. *Throws a bottle of coke at*